Dylan Cassidy

My awkward life in 280 characters or less

[spencer 🦈 @Unpop_Science]

When I moved to Florida I realized there are millions of people who have been stewing in rage for years over the lockdowns.

It really made me understand that the core animating force in US society is selfishness. The whole freedom thing is a thin veil for a sense of entitlement.

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

The most accurate TikTok ever ever

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

genuinely cannot believe that the Diarrhea Forever meme turned out to be completely literal. this political era simply cannot be parodied or satirized. the stupidest thing you can think of can and will happen.

[RealityBBQ #BB28 @rbbq]

I tell people…“This is a complex social strategy show”

They watch…

“Just moments ago a velociraptor threw Rachel into a volcano”

Me:
#BB28

[David Z. Morris @davidzmorris]

Mitch McConnell remaining technically alive for an extra three weeks because of a manipulative procedural maneuver is exactly how he would have wanted to go out.

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

@gervasio_23 Actually, the comments show why we DO in fact need this stuff 🤙

[Dylan Cassidy @abcdylan]

So, how can I watch Australia survivor? My normal connect isn’t working, accepting any and all tips 😌

[jocelyn (swimswim4) @swimswim48]

After watching the Winter Olympics, I’ve decided that swimming doesn’t have enough life or death stakes, so starting in LA28 we’re dumping a shark in the pool

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@JDVance She was murdered you piece of shit.

[Dylan Cassidy @abcdylan]

2026 predictions ✨

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

politics down so bad im excited about a mayoral election 2,000 miles away

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad"

to

"Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"

[Edmund of God @EdmundAkins]

@Chris_Meloni

[oat milk princess 🇵🇸 @heartluvr2000]

speaking of accents a few months into dating my scottish boyfriend i was trying to figure out what his voice reminded me of. something so beautiful and familiar that had accompanied me since childhood. it turns out it was shrek

[Dylan Cassidy @abcdylan]

Just walked by Brad Culpepper and Monica Culpepper and freaked out and no one I was with is a survivor fan and they didn’t understand 😭

[Dylan Cassidy @abcdylan]

@perdu_max Sorry to debunk but why is the pic of Christopher the same as a guy I went to college with 😅

[t. @taeseru]

recession hitting everybody

[EerRational @EerRational]

Get me to God’s country