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In a constantly changing market, ABC Fine Wine & Spirits focuses on continuously assessing how our stores and services meet our customers needs. (Not ABCFWS)

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To clarify, we do accept valid state-issued DRIVER'S LICENSES, but we won't sell to folks who present valid, state-issued IDs.

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@blanchardkd Sorry about that, we'll try harder to accommodate you next time!

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New policy: we now require full rectal examinations for all customers who wish to purchase from our stores (and valid ID, of course).

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And don't even *think* about buying anything from our stores, even if you *have* a valid state ID!

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We are now on Twitter!