abciha

live every week like its shark week.

[abciha @abciha]

What does it say about us that Sweet Home Alabama and Zombieland are constantly on tv during all this

[abciha @abciha]

@MTV took down season 1 & 2 of @SiestaKey WHILE I was watching, MID EPISODE. I’ll never find out if Madisson listens to BG’s song about her or when Alex gets his braces off 😫

[abciha @abciha]

@cynthusizer Not FM?

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Iowa Steve King lost.
I am the last Steve King standing.
(Takes a bow.)

[abciha @abciha]

The hoedown throw down was our renegade

[abciha @abciha]

If Disney has been secretly holding National Treasure 3, now is the time. Page 47 fan fiction can only go so far.

[abciha @abciha]

I just crossed the street with 9 Jokers, 2 It clowns, & a herd of scantily clad dark angels

[abciha @abciha]

No better picture of NY transit than it causing me to miss my flight and then turning right around and taking a bus, a subway, and ANOTHER BUS as my fastest way home.

This doggone infuriating, magical gem of a city.

[abciha @abciha]

It’s official. I’m thru my year of driving to work and I didn’t lock my keys in the car once. not. one. time.

[abciha @abciha]

Adults love proclaiming “Hey I know you got the drugs” to the lady in the office who gives out tylenol and zyrtec :/

[abciha @abciha]

“But do you really go to Trader Joe’s everyday?”

Yes. And sometimes just for the free sample.

[Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled]

Shame on all of you for assuming Dr. Pepper is a MAN!

[abciha @abciha]

After 23 years, I decided it would be advantageous to just memorize how to spell “necessary”. So I did that yesterday.

[abciha @abciha]

What do the The Bachlor & ncaa tournament have in common?

I have zero interest until I’m roped into making a bracket. Now I’m overly invested in people from states I’ve never been to.

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

Pete Buttigieg surprised a Norwegian reporter by speaking Norwegian, which he knew because he read a book by a Norwegian author, but that was the author's only book in English, so to read more of their work he learned Norwegian, and Donald Trump is president.

...The aristocrats

[abciha @abciha]

Is the plural of a computer mouse still mice?

[abciha @abciha]

The mental strain it just took to spell “yacht” was so high I’m hitting ctrl + s and leaving work rn

[abciha @abciha]

Deciding it’s a box of mac and cheese and bag of popcorn for dinner kinda night

[abciha @abciha]

Hate when I use a fake name for my order and forget, then a poor joe & the juice employee covered in pulp is yelling “BARB celery apple lemon for BARB” as I don’t even flinch

[abciha @abciha]

Why’s everyone i know baking homemade bread this week???????