Ally_C

Did an Ironman once

[Ally_C @abcolley]

@jcjeremyhobson Reminds me of a poem by John Drinkwater…

Snail upon the wall,
Have you got at all,
Anything to tell,
About your shell?

Only this my child,
When the wind is wild,
Or when the sun is hot,
It’s all I’ve got.

[Ally_C @abcolley]

@deano_streets Go suck a dick

[Ally_C @abcolley]

@deano_streets Go suck a dick

[Ally_C @abcolley]

@deano_streets Can you send a dick pic to verify account authenticity

[Ally_C @abcolley]

@WiltsSpecOps I think it was an RPU I met tonight on ride home along the M4, riding a Speed Triple & stopped on fragrant roadkill when pulled 🤦🏻‍♂️
We chatted #BikeSafe but courses are full for Wilts. Wanted to thank the guys and say I booked on to Gloucester course in Sept 👍🏻

[Ally_C @abcolley]

A top team working the 1045 KGX to EDB @LumoTravel service today, a busy train but they are all smiles and super friendly 👍🏻

[Ally_C @abcolley]

@MichaelWarbur17 @M_Weatherly surely you knew this?

[Ally_C @abcolley]

@DavidMcOakley Congratulations mate 👏🏼

[Ally_C @abcolley]

Nothing beats a local #microadventure

[Ally_C @abcolley]

@HighwaysSWEST M32 south J2 to J3 advertised as closed all the way from M4 J17 at 0330hrs this morning yet was open when I travelled in to Bristol with no sign of any road closure having taken place. No cones or roadside signage 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Ally_C @abcolley]

@Al_Humphreys The Silver Sword - Ian Serraillier. I was 8 in 1990

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Question from the new Rishi Sunak maths syllabus: if 13 years of Tory government knocks 20% off your real income and 40% off your pension, puts £500 a month on your mortgage and lands you with a £2000 gas bill, should you vote Tory at the next general election?

[Ally_C @abcolley]

@MarieIndge Bristol Temple Meads a few moments ago

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

#YourNHSNeedsYou

[Ally_C @abcolley]

@TheRunfluencer That’s the good thing I found with the Long Course Weekend, multiple choice of distances for each discipline and one event per day over a three day weekend. It’s a great event and well supported

[Ally_C @abcolley]

@TheRunfluencer Ha ha yeah understandable, at mile 15 you’d only have 97 more miles to go and then 26.2 more on your feet 🤪 If you do get semi tempted check out the long course weekend in Tenby as a starter

[Ally_C @abcolley]

@TheRunfluencer Ha ha yeah that’s fair enough, wait a few years and then do one, it’s a good physical challenge

[Ally_C @abcolley]

After 392 days at home, today I finally get to return to work 👍🏻

[Ally_C @abcolley]

Off to get my haircut, hip hip, hip hip, hooray