Adam Cortese

Jack of all trades, master of none. COYS!

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

@derocktoldme @grok did de zerbi actually say this?

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

@VanHillard Did they?

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

@NKArch Is that a Philadelphia Eagle?

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

Barber (disambiguation) - Wikipediafgoing on https://t.co/pw5lZeybpv

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

@michaelbicks I was unaware that you fathered Dele Alli

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

@JeremyProut1 https://t.co/qDXyekIqnx

[Brian Billick @CoachBillick]

Even Bradford's jersey doesn't fit right. He looks like a punter lined up at quarterback.

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Saudi Arabia's campaign against women-only gyms: one cleric warns sport could cause women to “lose their virginity” http://t.co/lTEaV3tsht

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

@Sixers I'm done

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

'My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic' Season 5 Trailer @JeremyProut1 on a scale of 1-10, how aroused are u? #clopper https://t.co/biESFkrJRP

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

Eagles fans: if there was ever evidence of cheating, it would be the fact that Patrick Chung just won the Super Bowl.

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

And so it begins......RT Ebola Diagnosed In U.S. For The First Time http://t.co/9jYupY0ZvS via @HealthyLiving

[SportsPando @SportsPando]

#Sports places unequal loads on parts of your body. #Train hard to address any imbalance and prevent injuries. #fitness.

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

Keep up the good work everyone! Drenching yourself in ice water to get out of donating money to charity is America at its best!

[SportsPando @SportsPando]

#SportsPando launch day for #DC. Sports community for players, teams and leagues. Discover. Connect. Organize. Sign up today.

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

@ArkansasFred @luckybardc #bicksnation #USA #USAvsPOR #USMNT

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

Would someone "punish" me by giving me $2 billion please?

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

@ArkansasFred Solid choice of days for the announcement!

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

I just ran into Bowfinger in the bathroom!

[Adam Cortese @abcortese]

If you could be anyone, you should probably pick this guy http://t.co/skxJLZom0V