Finch

Mr Chained Blue Lightnin

[Finch @ABCRobot]

there's me and then there's hooded kermit the frog me.

[Dawg Sports @dawgsports]

Imagine lining up a corner kick while 102,000 Louisianans drunk scream “Calling Baton Rouge” at you so enthusiastically that you can smell the bourbon/body odor mixture on the pitch.

The European mind might actually not be able to comprehend that one.

[Finch @ABCRobot]

Limp Bizkit appreciation resurgence arc in 3…2…

[unfadable so pls dont try to fade this @seedtheclouds]

In honor of America’s win please enjoy our National Anthem

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

What I would give to see Lee Corso put on a giant eagle head

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

Me and the boys leaving work early to go to our local Chili’s to watch USMNT dismantle Australia

[mert @mert]

"ive been in office for 13 years and our yearly budget is 7 trillion but we can't help children unless we steal from the guy doing spaceflight"

[Finch @ABCRobot]

@ShardiB2 Did we go to high school together lol. That was our English teacher’s Red Line.

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

we do this

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

With today's 20% SpaceX pop, Elon made more money today than Warren Buffett made in his entire career

[𝙾𝚕𝚎 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 @Ole_Memes]

This guy is on such a generational heater I don’t think prime Michael Jordan could guard him right now

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Everybody wants to be enlightened, nobody wants to do the fucking dishes. the highest thing you can be as a human being is not the thing you understood, it's the thing you did. some guy who can't spell his own name right but built a house with his two hands that actually stands is closer to God than any man who read a thousand books and never moved his thumb for anyone else. not because he prayed because he made a thing exist that didn't exist before, and that's what God did, and that's all anybody is asking you to do

[Stock Talk @stocktalkweekly]

*IRAN AGREES TO OPEN STRAIT OF HORMUZ IN RETURN FOR SPACEX IPO ALLOCATION

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It is the official position of the Catholic Church that the sport is called Soccer. Total cultural victory achieved. 🇺🇸

[Finch @ABCRobot]

When @JimmysSeafood music hit

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@ATabarrok Go fuck yourself

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

Yeah we have to get Freddy to an SEC night game

[Jalen “Millertime” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[wanye @xwanyex]

Everybody is a conservative about whatever they actually care about

[Fey @fey_xbt]

A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures.

Broker says they’re at 25 cents.

Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.”

A week later he calls again.

Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.”

Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more.

Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents.

Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts.

Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million.

Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million.

Then $1.25. He buys another million.

Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75.

He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit.

So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.”

After a long silence, broker finally says:

“Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”

[icebergy ❄️ @Icebergy]

they're offering spacex ipo at the grocery store checkout