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@SkattaDart Newsome was wrong when the banks were closed in my hood

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@arthurklover_ that’s Paul E. Tician

[Abd @abdhusnn]

Jaxson Dart Stats prediction this season:

66% completion
3,550 yds
23 TDs
8 INT

Rushing:

520 yds
6 TDs

[grandson @Grandsoncr7]

The fact that he was out for two months that season because of injury makes it even more ridiculous. This guy is just not normal.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Pop Base @PopBase]

19-year-old Lamine Yamal is now a World Champion.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

If Spain wins the World Cup...

• Yamal grows a beard
• Gavi dyes his hair pink
• Pedri goes blonde
• Pedri challenged Ferran Torres to go bald • Cucurella tattoos Luis de la Fuente's head

Spain have just won the World Cup, All this will happen now 😂🇪🇸

[Abd @abdhusnn]

Football has won today

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Viva España 🇪🇸

[Abd @abdhusnn]

SPAINNNNNN

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

VIVA ESPANA
VIVA FERRAN

[Abd @abdhusnn]

actual bullshit

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@Light_2610 games been entertaining what are u on about

[Abd @abdhusnn]

Mikel Merino I call upon u to score a injury time winner

[Abd @abdhusnn]

Finally Nico Williams is on

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Cubarsi knows how to play that forward pass so well

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@ImagineBeingLuc @farhaaan7 @cea9275 @TouchlineX prove his point in a matter of seconds 😭😭

[Abd @abdhusnn]

@melomindsetLA @sneako mfs like you are the reason why we have a bad rep on the national stage. Trump’s America is a complete and utter failure