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[Abdi 🇰🇪 @Abdidi]

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

#DadJokes

[Financially Incorrect @FinanciallyInc]

Imagine attending every major conference in the country. Government events. Corporate summits. Industry forums. International gatherings. Now imagine you're not there to learn. You're there to steal.

While leading security at KICC, @MajorBoke encountered one of the most fascinating criminals of his career. A man who somehow appeared as an accredited delegate at virtually every conference hosted at the venue. Heads of State events, ministerial meetings, corporate conferences, industry forums. He was always there, always legitimate on paper, and always impossible to flag.

🎧 Full episode now on YouTube and all streaming platforms.

[Aaron Newbury @AJNewbury94]

If Burnham becomes PM this account might be one of the most important to follow. Bread has been holding Burnham to account now for years.

[P/R Football @brfutboll]

🚨🗣️Miroslav Klose: “Getting my record broken by the greatest player of all time is a big privilege.” 🐐

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Endrick “I’ve just got my dogs ashes back”

Ancelotti:

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

I’m not even kidding you guys, the reflecting pool is my favorite story of the entire year so far. This gift just keeps on GIVING

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

This World Cup golden boot race is so funny man! Odegaard pushing Haaland, Olise and Dembele pushing Mbappe, Messi pushing himself, and Ronaldo pushing 42!

😭😭😭😭

[Kofi Yeboah @kofiemeritus]

In April 2026, I researched to understand why African writers whose works were used in training Anthropic's AI model never got compensated. I found out that, there's territorial restrictions of enforcing local copyright laws against foreign companies. https://t.co/t5TBvQTP1w

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Marco Rubio finding out he’s now the British Prime Minister

[Nate Matherson @NateMatherson]

If your WFH desk setup doesn't cost more than a used Honda Civic, you aren't serious about your pipeline.

My ergonomic chair is built from the salvaged suspension of a 2019 Tesla Model S.

My primary monitor is a converted IMAX screen I bought from a bankrupt theater in Oakland.

When I drag a cell in Google Sheets, I physically have to rotate my entire torso. I burn 400 active calories a day just searching for the Slack icon.

Stop complaining about back pain and optimize your environment.

[Rance @son_of_uki]

aguero had a heart attack and retired early;
gundogan suffered depression and ran back to city;
ter stergen had psychiatric issues and was chased away from the club;
araujo had to go to India for spiritual healing;
balde is suffering psychological trauma and now he’s nowhere to be found;
gavi;
jules kounde has been having a mental breakdown to the point he's moving around with ps1;
rashford is heartbroken cos they sold him empty dreams;
what is happening to ferran torres is not ordinary too;
now raphinha is depressed and is in debt cos barca isn't paying him enough to the point he will abandon the world cup for personal wellbeing;

barcelona has a lot to answer for

[Lara @0m0lara]

I think I know why his shoes are different now! LOL!

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

She is asking a very important question on EAC’s fitness for purpose.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

She's seen Messi and Hitler both

[🌸 @qershi_]

told my 4 year old he can’t have ice cream cake after dinner if he doesn’t EAT his dinner and he came up to me immediately and said “can you give me a hug so I don’t cry?” and when I bent down for a hug he whispered “don’t ever say that to me ever again”

[B𝐀𝐑𝐆CELONA @Bargcelona10]

“Cuando una estrella está a punto de desaparecer, brilla en su máximo esplendor antes de apagarse”

[liam @liamdahgoat]

No doctor can ever do this,only Messi can 😅

[• @gnf_ogo]

Ronaldo never submit last week assignment Messi don give am another one 😭😭

[Marvin👤 @marvinashaba0]

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