Tunataka kujua kama Gachau ako fiti ndio we apply Mens number 1 humour rule which states that, once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a dark joke.
Four Mother’s Days every year and you still chose the only Father’s Day to post your mum.
Nobody cares about your single mum storyline. Fuck off and let the day be about fathers for once.
‘Ndo naenda home from KTN.
Natumia expressway, flying at a speed of 200kph. Any attempt to kidnap me will be met with heavy resistance.
Nikifika home nitawashow.’
Hakuna tweets hunifurahisha kama zile za haters wakisema "Arsenal are Champions only because..." alafu Arsenal fans wanajaa kwa replies wakiuliza "What did you just say, Arsenal are what?" 😂😂😂
In the Premier League, a club can submit a maximum of 25 senior players for the official squad registration (the “25-man squad list”).
But the question many are asking is, why 25? Because 25 in this case is exactly the same number of days since Arsenal won the league title.
Odegaard will touch ball small
Commentator: “Premier league winner”
“Captained his Arsenal side to the Premier league title”.
I wanted to cry every time