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[jason @morecjjj]

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

apo kwa counterfeit alcohol mmesema jamaa za keg na ratish tuko safe ama?

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Nimekumbuka ile tweet ya ule msee alisema the reason counterfeits zimejaa kwa nchi ni juu the only person who could do proper quality control already finished his term in office😭

[🦦 @isgxoboulokuhle]

Used women's body lotion and face cream this morning I can feel the accountiblty leaving my body.

[Sage @Colly1026]

Saa kama sahi pale highschool ningekuwa nimechill na windbreaker bila shati na shot ingine imechapa nikingoja uniforms zangu zikauke saa hizo niko enter nikishout "toa! toa! toa!"

[Manchester City @ManCity]

G-VAR-DIOL

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

Premier League, back today. Here’s to the next 10 months 🥂

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

And so are we.

[Dad @achiever4L]

It's 6 am, you wake up to the sound of rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

[Maclaurian @youngDavinci_]

"Abiria wenzangu Bwana yesu asifiwe"

[Chief Of Twita (King Of East)🇰🇪 @TwitaChief]

"Wawili ijae" is at close proximity with "kiasi nakupigia" which is also related to "kata nikutumie." Very terrible lies

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Ni uchungu sana kuona mtu unamjua vizuri sana anajipost akikaa mzungu 🤨

[Jabez @Jabali_Jr]

Usiwai ogopa kuondokea bana. Personal peace is priceless

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

"We shika ingine, hatuwezi kosa fare" They said 😂

[muliii @muliwithanm]

"Kiasi tu nakuekea" is up there with kina "kiasu tu naku call"

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Your indian boss who earns 1000 times your salary from exploiting your cheap labour:

“We are one big family here”

[Andre' @HiShinAndre]

New interns I’ve been hanging out with at work who thought I was their age just heard me accidentally talk about a uni memory from 2019

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Jamaa za 9-5 huwa unaziona town asubuhi na tubag kwa mabega unadhani zimebeba important documents kumbe ni mchele na njahe zimebeba kwa dish bwana. It is very shameful

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Imagine your future wife spending 4 years in Juja . No parents, no strict siblings, just freedom and burudani hapo kwa Josee

[🗿 @jhonte_]

"we regret to inform you "

you will regret informing me