Abdulmalik

Muslim, Medical laboratory scientist, madridsta

[Football Matter @footbolmatter10]

These MFs keep getting away with this and we are laughing about it.
Trump please arrest this man

[World Cup Anime @WorldCupAnime]

The Reason Why Dembélé Passed to Mbappé.

[Abdull Ibrahim, MD @Yantumakii]

Dear @dikko_radda

I am a doctor working with the state government, I am in dire need of a house I can call mine. Please, consider me ahead of the bandits.

Thank you 🙏🏽

[Babangida @iambabangida_]

I know they are not your relatives but speak up for them.

[Free @Laddin_]

Palestine would be in the World Cup if Israel didn’t kill all its players

[Abdulmalik @abdulbissallah]

@IbnUmarJr @FabrizioRomano Dey play

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

WE HAVE FAILED IF WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT BORNO & OYO CHILDREN.

[SkyDanfoDriver 🛫 (Capt. Jamil) @CaptJamyl]

Imagine 1 million people sitting at home saying “my vote won’t count”.

That is 1 million vote lost.

And then we end up with the wrong person and the same people will say “the govt is bad”.

Participation is doing something about it 🫶🏾
One vote counts, it adds up.

[Bashir El-Rufai @BashirElRufai]

Allah ya isa.

[Dr. Shiv_Kumar @Dr_Shiv_kumar_]

Because the problem usually isn’t the bladder it’s the plumbing.

In women:- Most UTIs are simple ascending infections. The female urethra is short, bacteria have an easier path to the bladder, and a brief course of antibiotics is often enough.

In men :- a UTI is uncommon to begin with. The longer urethra and antibacterial properties of prostatic secretions provide natural protection. So when a man develops a UTI, clinicians worry there’s an underlying issue: prostate involvement, urinary obstruction, stones, structural abnormalities, catheters, or poor bladder emptying.

In other words, a UTI in a woman is often the disease itself. A UTI in a man is often a clue that something else may be wrong.

[designDev(); @Sammysplendor]

• "Blood sample bottles should be labelled before taking the blood"

• "Blood sample should be taken before labelling the bottles"

I have seen this cause a real debate several times.

[Aliyu, H. S. @HASPhD]

I like family house during Eid. Na only there dem no too send my PhD. One of my uncles don send me go buy Coke sharp. 🫤☹️

[Biom-X @Softmedic]

My streak game, pick your best.
Frame 1: Salmonella and E.coli on DCA, hektoen and 0157 chromogenic agar
Frame 2: Leuconostoc mesenteroides cremoris
Frame 3: E.coli & Salmonella on Mac
Frame 4: E.coli (lacks lactose permease) on Cled

[Dr M Shujat Rasool @DrMShujat]

A needle prick injury from an HIV-positive patient carries what average risk of transmission?

A. 30%
B. 10%
C. 0.3%
D. 0.03%

Its very easy one. Don’t Confuse it 😅

[Aliyu, H. S. @HASPhD]

I congratulate myself on this truly extraordinary achievement in my academic trajectory. My name is Aliyu Haruna Sani, and if that will be a big deal, just remember me as IBBUL's 1st man to get a PhD in Biochemistry.
#PhDon
#PhDViva
#PhDone
#PhinisheD

[Aliyu, H. S. @HASPhD]

So honoured and sincerely grateful to have been nominated as a member of the Editorial Board by the Consequential Honourable Commissioner for Health, Dr. Murtala Muhammad Bagana [@MMBagana].

This nomination represents a significant vote of confidence, and I extend my deepest appreciation to the Honourable Commissioner for the trust reposed in me. I am truly humbled by this recognition and remain fully committed to contributing with dedication, integrity and excellence to the advancement of health research, policy and knowledge dissemination in our dear state.

I look forward to working with fellow committee members and all stakeholders to uphold the highest standards in this important role.

#NigerWillTHRIVE

[Hafaz, MLS🧛🏾‍♀️🥼 @Hafaz_the_1st]

You must be 100x oil immersion...because every time I look at you, I see my future clearly.

I know we're not crossmatching, but I think we’re highly compatible.

@Hafsahtouuuu 😪

[Accidental Librarian 𝕏 @EdreesAI]

A client got his car stolen , fortunately a tracker was installed in the car. He called me and informed me, i quickly rushed to my dealer’s app and started tracking the car, it was going on high speed along maiduguri road, i turned on the monitor mode and heard the conversations

[Abdull Ibrahim, MD @Yantumakii]

Early morning I asked the nurse who was on the previous night call with me whether she knew something significant that happened on the 5th of May. She couldn’t think of any after taking quite some time trying to figure it out. I told her it’s the day we lost former president Yar’adua. She hissed and said she thought it was something related to our workplace.

But…

There is something related to the workplace that happened on May 5th 2023. We lost two of our colleagues to road traffic accident on their way back from a Post-Basic exam in Kano. They were nurses who used to run shifts with her in the department. Now, their history of existence and service has disappeared from the memories of most of us in the department.

What’s worse?

We went round asking people who worked with those deceased colleagues whether they can remember anything significant that happened on May 5th, 2023. None of them could remember—including the matron and head of the unit.

The more people we asked, the more convinced this poor nurse became about the triviality of this world and the nature of human forgetfulness. I told her to not be surprised. Humans are forgetful creatures.

However, after I reached home. I found myself lying on the bed with my eyes wide open unable to sleep. My mind kept recasting the episode until it convinced me that this life is nothing but a mirage. The daily struggle; ambitions; dreams, connections, etc., would someday come to an end. And… people would forget about you and your existence.

So what’s the point really?

I am increasingly convinced that only a life lived in full submission to the will of God is truly a life worth living. May our exit from this world be a blessing to us and not a burden to our soul.

[Saleh Shehu ASHAKA @AshakaSaleh]

Always remember two things: GOD and DEATH. Always forget two things: the favors you have done to others and the evil others have done to you. With that we live a happy life!!