Adi Abdurab

Writing incredibly epic , yet ultimately meaningless things | Actual Peabody-Award Winner

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@meetZaki 1:1 are great for diahing dirt though

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@realBrookNash Yo yo! How's it hangin'?

Very iffy, but will work with the right audience

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@brockpierson

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@SalmanNaseer What happened? I'm disconnected

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Me: "Windows, update and shut down"
Windows: restarting without an update right away

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@SWAIM_CORP @AbeTheMighty The body swap episode was my favorite. Dan just kicks the air and declares, "boner!"

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3: it is inaccurate
4: it fails the credibility test
5: it doesn't pass muster
6: Cap
7: horsemanure
8: hard pass

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1: This is not true.
2: I have never said this.

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@SalmanNaseer Inb4 "yeah, a bullet proof one"

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@FarrukhMalikk How hilarious would it be if the Army owned the rights to that slogan and is actively making money from it.

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@brockpierson I love pro wrestling.

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@RomanoKarim avoid like the plague

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@onicpakistan has THE worst customer service.

Rider rang my 73 year old mom's phone and left. Said, "it's not my job to ring the bell".

Then customer service called to follow up on the complaint we lodged. She said they're not doing a job and they literally hung up on her.

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#TamghaeShujaat #NationalHero #SahibAli #Battagram

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@realBrookNash sweet, have to root for a fellow writer who did it right.

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@brockpierson Keyboard punisher

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@kaitarford https://t.co/j4PrIdpCxD
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@Huk06 #nottheonion

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@SalmanNaseer Man, you really started a whole thing.

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@Huk06 Do you look at copy and go, "oh ChatGPT copy paste"?

I saw an ad for a farm game on Switch that said, "unleash your inner farmer". Also level up. I can't up any more levels, we're already stratospheric.