Abdullah J Soni

I have a shoulder for you to cry on ... if you can reach it ;)

[@PhumiekaLiyo on IG @PhumiekaLiyo]

These are the pledges I have captured so far #KFCProposal #KFCWEDDING

[Mihlali Ndamase @mihlalii_n]

#KFCProposal is so heart warming ♥️

[Greg Hogben @MyDaughtersArmy]

Well done, @Gillette.
https://t.co/u4Ae33BrtN

[The Dad @thedad]

An 88-year-old dad is reunited with his 53-year-old down syndrome son after spending a week apart for the first time ever.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Khabib really went home, threw on some Muslim robes, enjoyed some pizza, and watched himself defeat Conor McGregor 😭

[Abdullah J Soni @abdy_soni]

Girl: I like bad boys

Me: Sometimes, I don't read Ayatul Kursi before I sleep just so that my dreams are wild

[Abdullah J Soni @abdy_soni]

How do people order mild so confidently?

[Abdullah J Soni @abdy_soni]

I wonder what would have happened if they treated Christopher Columbus like a refugee

[Sixx @lulninooo]

I was at my cousin game and this happened 😂😂

[Abdullah J Soni @abdy_soni]

@mslekala Hahahaha I was within celebrations. You said the right things #best

[fhm @kamadohiraku]

cant stop watching this😂😂

[Abdullah J Soni @abdy_soni]

People are out here finding the straight path in Ramadhaan and all I'm finding is food in my beard two hours after iftaar

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

This isn’t even a parody. Here is one of the most well funded, well armed, technologically advanced militaries discussing a single rock thrown at their troops by a population they occupy. https://t.co/XuTWo10xKu

[Abdullah J Soni @abdy_soni]

@AayeshaJ

[Abdullah J Soni @abdy_soni]

*approached by a psych patient in the ward

Patient:" Please send me home, I'm not sick anymore! The voices in my head told me to tell you that there aren't any voices in my head".

Me:".....uhm"

[Abdullah J Soni @abdy_soni]

P AS IN PHOEBE. H AS IN HOEBE. O AS IN OEBE. E AS IN EBE. B AS IN B-BE. AND E AS IN "ELLO THERE MATE". https://t.co/PjaAW8HgRy