ab

nothing to lose because nothing is mine.

[kippukii @kippukii]

3 am er visits, midnight fast food after a fun day, red eye flights, everyone in the supply chain making sure you get that goddamn next day shipping, your favorite musician's tour bus driver for a show that's hundreds of miles away, firemen are on the clock 24/7. fuck you.

[ab @abechatt]

I love my life.

[ab @abechatt]

He was hungies

[ryan @ryangaur]

Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

What's an OWI you ask? Well it turns out Wisconsin has several tiers of drunk driving so that the entire state doesn't go to jail at once.

[ab @abechatt]

I wish DaVon could teleport 2 me, especially when I flare

[, @Zvbear]

When Universal finds out who uploaded Odyssey on Twitter they gonna send that nigga to Guantánamo Bay

[Lamy✧ @lamide_aa]

Cinema is going on an elite run rn. What a time to be a film lover

[Joben @icebergs1mpson]

Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night

[dr. alejandro @iamtheFLYEST]

I will step out to get wings LMAO

[ab @abechatt]

Can’t wait till it’s my turn to have a baby hehe

[ab @abechatt]

I’m just mad that my jeans don’t fit lmfaoooooo.

[ab @abechatt]

I was getting super self conscious about the “relationship weight” I’ve been gaining but at the end of the day.. fuck it. I’m as healthy as possible (I have lupus) Our bodies are MAGIC. it keeps u alive, it heals u. I mean cmon. How dare I judge this body!?? It’s perfect. TY body

[ab @abechatt]

Insta won’t let me be great so I’m putting dem here!

[ab @abechatt]

Best bday ever

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

you should be allowed to call out of work when your partner is too warm, cozy, and impossible to let go of in the morning. some mornings are simply meant for staying wrapped up together a little longer

[NA WILLA BELUM TURUN BIOSKOP ✨ @Adriandhy]

This is essentially the daily routine of Cyclops before those dumb men came into his cave.

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

white people when they hear "mr brightside" at the function

[em @filmlver]

“go back into your disguises”

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Let’s do it baby I know Zeus’s law

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Beer is amazing, I can't believe we have a human tradition going back ten thousand years of crafting a beverage that makes you get kicked out of Moana