Abe Denton

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

I do not gwiddy for fwee 😔✋🏼

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

What’s that bible story about sand sack knees whack and Benedict cbmuerbach?

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

I’m hunting and gathering blondes

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

The blood of Christ shed for ⚠️BeReal⚠️

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

Couple of dudes giggling and being cozy 😌

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

Call me a speedboat the way I’m a master of my craft 🫡

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

Whats the deadliest duo

Joe Rogan & Alex Jones
Sugma Johnson & Bofadees Balsagna
Hiroshima &Nagasaki
Salt & Pepper

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

Just found out Braxton cook is real

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

I don’t respect a man who chooses an m&m McFlurry over an Oreo McFlurry

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

Get it, cuz it’s on the blockchain

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

“Got any NFTs I can borrow for lunch?”
“Yea I think I have a fork NFT you can use”

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

My favorite part of scrambled eggs is the scrambled egg ‼️✋🏼😔

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

When my kids ask me if we can get a pet imma get em a jar of activated yeast and see if they can keep that shit alive first

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

“ it like a karma sutra church” -Sam

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

If it was your full time job to listen to Gucci Manes discography it would take you 2 years

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

“Got any NFTs I can borrow for lunch?”
“Yea I think I have a fork NFT you can use”

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

*In line at Krispy Kreme”
Fuck it les get a duzzie

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

I want my grandkids to call me poopoo so bad

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

“Do you have a favorite episode of new girl?”
“No not rlly”
“I wonder if they have a blacked raw episode”

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

*strolls into police station*
Yea can I get one order of arson to go please

[Abe Denton @abedenton]

Mittens is the Mohammad of cat names