Githenya Mwangi Abedi

Nakuru county

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

@AJEnglish 1J@Q

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Bought a coffee this morning

Black, no milk, no syrup

Someone poured liquid into a cup

Took eleven seconds

Then she flipped the iPad around

30%

35%

40%

For a $6 coffee that took eleven seconds to make

The line behind me was six deep

All watching

30% is the new 0%

Everyone knows it

Nobody says it

I pressed custom

Typed $0

The barista looked at me

The guy behind me looked at me

My wife looked at the ceiling

We left

Went to lunch after

Waiter brought water and bread without being asked

Took our order

Checked on us twice

Refilled drinks

Cleared plates

I tipped 25%

My wife said "you just gave the waiter 25% and the barista nothing"

I said "correct"

She stared at me

I said "one of them did a job. The other one turned an iPad around."

She took the check out of my hands

After lunch we stopped for frozen yogurt

The kids served themselves

Picked their own toppings

Weighed their own cups

I paid by the ounce

Then the screen flipped around

35%

40%

45%

I looked at my seven-year-old who had just done the entire job

I pressed no tip

The teenager behind the counter didn't blink

She already knew

My wife grabbed my arm and walked me out

In the car she was quiet

Then she said "I can never take you anywhere"

I said "just not the places with iPads"

She didn't laugh

But she didn't disagree

Tipping used to mean something

Now it's just a screen that guilt-trips you in front of strangers

I don't negotiate against myself

Not at work

Not at a frozen yogurt shop

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

@DOGE__news That donkey sure is an Ass.

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

@LarryMadowo Did you check the cemetery? You might find their remains there ☠️

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

The reason the @USEmbassyKenya can't say anything about what's going on is because they're sponsoring the killings. #RutoMustGo

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

@DavidSacks Predementia debate!

[jacob juma @kabetes]

We should also burn the houses of the corrupt, vehicles, companies and anything that was bought using proceeds from corruption.

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

#RejectFinanceBill2024

Thousands demonstrating in nakuru

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

#RejectFinanceBill2024

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

@CollinRugg This post shows how ridiculous American car naming is.

A semi truck ( the lorry) is the bigger car, while the (full) truck is the smaller car.

Had me confused who was charged TBH.

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

@LarryMadowo Pole mama

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

A kung fu bra.

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

Disappointed! I thought the blast wave would be monstrous..

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

PSA: If you see an explosion like this, don’t worry about zooming in for a good TikTok… JUST RUN AWAY

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

That's not good. Did I just hear a neck snap? 😱

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

Mexicans will love these for climbing the southern boarder

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

@wanza_ https://t.co/b187t0U7Vg also works. Free

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

@ODPP_KE What does "radical" even mean? Looks like a word that could be used/interpreted very subjectively. Speech should not be criminalised.

[Just.A.Thought 💭 @e_galv]

Those Middle Eastern passports must be made out of fucking concrete.

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Headless in #Gaza

[Githenya Mwangi Abedi @abedigithenya]

@abbydphillip @LindseyGrahamSC Didnt germany and japan still conquer the world?