Alex Beeson

back on Twitter...just tryna get in this log cabin

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

@Tonysdoinitwell Yes

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

@giles2d Plot twist: giant earthquake creates massive sink hold in the middle of the US, swallowing the entire country. No longer standing.

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

@Tonysdoinitwell Matches your personality...small and blue

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

@coopman93 Spellcheck

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Nawwwwwwwwwww!!!! Ya don’t sayyyyy.

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

@chrisdelia at what time of the day do the freaks come out?

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

Still not sure what @chrisdelia was doing on this ping pong ball

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

Yo @chrisdelia Was in the back of my friends car (so don’t roast me about the nasty cum stains on the seat) and I found a ping pong ball with your face on it...#classy

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

Apparently nothing works. He’s probably not even a real person.

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

Started following @congratspod

Maybe @chrisdelia will pay attention to me now.

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

Started following @congratspod

Maybe @chrisdelia will pay attention to me now.

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

@chrisdelia is still being a douche and not replying to any of my tweets.
Come do a show in PDX and be my friend already.

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

@chrisdelia quite being s’bitch and come do a show in Portland already.

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

Yo @chrisdelia Was in the back of my friends car (so don’t roast me about the nasty cum stains on the seat) and I found a ping pong ball with your face on it...#classy

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

For reference @chrisdelia

[Alex Beeson @abeeson11]

Yo @chrisdelia Was in the back of my friends car (so don’t roast me about the nasty cum stains on the seat) and I found a ping pong ball with your face on it...#classy

[Coop @coopman93]

That’s a fucking dinosaur

[reagan mullenax @reaganmullenax]

When I ask my friends what they’re wearing this is what I expect back

[Champagne Papito @canceric]

Tweeting this so I never lose it

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

When you thought you had $3.47 in your bank account but you check and you actually have $4.34 https://t.co/28BjQ5G2Pd

[Hoops Clips @TheHoopsClips]

0-100 REAL QUICK