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23 he/him

[abe @abekinney13]

@wassuphifza shane's a big fan of cnc while also having no idea what it is

[abe @abekinney13]

@octoberjimwi nah they def switch

[abe @abekinney13]

@evilasschickens @Casey_Business *pinches your foreskin*

[coldties @__coldties]

to love and be loved

[abe @abekinney13]

@call_me_aza_ @evaesheim "Ilya, if I have to trip over your shoes ONE MORE TIME" ~ Shane, probably

[abe @abekinney13]

@catkn1ves i accept everything canon, but i can't justify the bear tattoo🫣 i be pretending that thing doesn't exist

[abe @abekinney13]

@zwav7 they didn't have soap in the budget

[abe @abekinney13]

@theamazingphil i still routinely quote "yeah, you like that, katie?"

[abe @abekinney13]

@Izzyqscy @vincemoenty frrrrr, like we saw how many people it took to hold him back from scott just for one little snide comment

[abe @abekinney13]

@Ken_takkakura there's this fun thing called pegging

[abe @abekinney13]

@HassanaahR45547 @Roboknight6 @SanjiHndrxx @arshi834161 @coldcallsniper precum can contain sperm<3

[abe @abekinney13]

@hoeforstucky as someone who's covered in moles, he probably doesn't monitor any of them :/

[ethan 🔱🏒🎧 @ethanotnakamura]

@r0zanovic let bisexuals take it up the ass 2026

[abe @abekinney13]

@whimperingilya @prettyboyprkr @Allmylove_T i read this as pubic lice :/

[abe @abekinney13]

@leftunsents how do you think people get pregnant?

[abe @abekinney13]

@Hurtyoutwice i feel like this could also be reversed since ilya has probably never had a surprise party and he'd be too excited

[🍒Bambi🍒 @Beef_Catalogue]

Pregnancy for myself is body horror. Pregnancy for my favorite fictional man is yum yum yum delicious 🤤

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Unfortunately yes, I lose interest when I feel ignored.
Yes, I lose interest when u act nonchalant. and yes I lose interest when u don't show any interest back