Abel Horwitz

Writer, actor, haunted houses, all in all bon vivant. Creator of @killerdating, part of @zombiejoes Theater company, taking @urbandeath_zju to @edfringe 2018!

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@ariehkovler @manniefabian You should name names. Sunshine is the best cleaner.

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@madeeha_ansari @noacochvaa Happily! How many IDF soldiers were there in Gaza on October 6, 2023? What happened next?

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@VitalVegas I went opening night. Not press/influencer night, but the 1st night they were open to the public. Sparsely attended, a terrible ticketing system, impossible to get a drink (and again: empty) and just nothing to make me want to go back. I applaud their ambition but a big *meh*.

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@rianjohnson @netflix @KnivesOut So much fun Rian! My girlfriend is wondering about Janelle's shoes during the smashing scene: Was anyone worried about her getting her feet cut up?

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@ARTschorn @julcarm @ElysianTheater Well, they got ‘em! Sometimes it doesn’t explicitly say “clown” in the show title. But I promise you…you can’t throw a banana peel in that place without hitting a 🤡

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@ARTschorn @julcarm @ElysianTheater …but really, go to @ZombieJoes and see @UrbanDeath_ZJU to get a good Halloween stoner scare! 👻

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@ARTschorn @julcarm Hey you two, @ElysianTheater does clown shows every night! No need to hang out with the creepy-ass Venice clown 😂

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@john_murdy I went through @HorrorNights yesterday. Dude. The mazes this year were outstanding! I was blown away by the storytelling of Universal Monsters, the craft of The Weeknd and the silliness of Klownz (just to name the lower lot mazes). 👏 Congrats to you and your team! 👏

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@kurtbardella @latimes @latimesopinion @JaxAlemany Love this piece, Kurt. PLEASE do what you can to push the Dems into offensive mode. The R’s aren’t going to have a change of heart because the D’s are showing restraint. The D’s need to act as if democracy is on the line…because it is.

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@markmanson Hey Mark, loved "Subtle Art"! How hard was it to convince publishers/buyers to buy a book with the word "Fuck" in the title? Did you get any pushback?

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@MarkMan20608015 Hey Mark, loved "Subtle Art"! How hard was it to convince publishers/buyers to buy a book with the word "Fuck" in the title? Did you get any pushback?

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@MollieGlick Heya. How hard was it to get buyers for "Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck" to buy a book with the word "Fuck" in it? Did you get any pushback?

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@LilNasX The song is🔥, the video is sexy, and you're causing controversy. In my book, this puts you this lane:

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Hey @HorrorNights, you are invited to come check out @UrbanDeath_ZJU this afternoon at @MidsummerScream! I started as a scareactor in 2012's La Llorona. Would love to show you my work. 👹🙀🦇

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@Michael_Aiello @UrbanDeath_ZJU @MidsummerScream Thank you :) that really means a lot

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.@Michael_Aiello come check out @UrbanDeath_ZJU at @MidsummerScream! Been following you for years. Would LOVE to show you what we do 🦇🙀👹

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@JBRylah Backed. Simply have to read this.

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@TheBabadook Why don't you come over and make me? I have cake.