adrienne

Lawyer, poet, pug mom, Wing nut, mom, midwesterner, former French speaker, footballer.

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How does Burger King still exist?

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Me (upon getting home from work): Where is Dad?
Six year-old: Upstairs.
Me: What is he doing?
Six year-old: I don't know. Dad things.

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@PBSKIDS @NatureCatShow Thank you so much! I was right :)

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@PBSKIDS I need you to settle a debate we have been having. What kind of animal is Houston on Nature Cat????

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If my husband doesn't like jersey sheets, should I divorce him? Asking for a friend...

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Is there a way to tell where the @earthboundfarm lettuce I have was grown?

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Happy birthday, Dempsey! https://t.co/9ou6XeFLW8

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Just yelled at Alexa for 30 seconds to TURN OFF THE TIMER. 30 seconds it took me to realize I'd set the oven timer.

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Can we have a mandatory statewide class to teach people what the left turn lane is for?

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Six year-old just said, "I like bread" so I'm doing something right for their nutrition.

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I would like to wish a very happy birthday to one of the most… https://t.co/PymH9URSEr

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@kevinlewy I really enjoyed it.

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My kids are watching @GreatestShowman for the fifth time in 48 hours. Three year-old called it "Oddities of America".

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@3bradwilson I mean, I am participating. I suck at following meal plans, so....

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I'm going to try this Twitter thing again.

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@GoogleMyBiz I need help on claiming my business and can't find it on your info or forums. I need to message with someone. Please help!

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@3bradwilson As in Thugs N Harmony?

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@SIRIUSXM @YachtRockSXM sucks. Bring back Road Trip Radio!

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@3bradwilson You mean with Don Cherry (@CoachsCornerCBC)? It is still a thing! The Wings aren't playing a Canadian team.