Ryan Abel

Work hard. Play harder. "Lead, follow, or get out the way.”

[Ryan Abel @abelryant]

Best Christmas present! #WWEBaltimore

[Ryan Abel @abelryant]

@elonmusk Has a single instance of this happening been documented? No? Oh.

[Ryan Abel @abelryant]

“Now that’s a good boy.” - Daddy Trump

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Forgive my language but this story is complete and utter bullshit. The WSJ should be ashamed for publishing it.

Where is this letter? Would you be shocked to learn they never showed it to us before publishing it? Does anyone honestly believe this sounds like Donald Trump?

[Ryan Abel @abelryant]

@RepGregSteube Wait, you are saying the system has delays, dysfunction, and decay so you want to name it after Trump?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Michelle Obama is skipping the inauguration, an unprecedented disrespect of the transfer of power

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

Btw how fitting is this. #29 of @ChicagoBears celebrating before the final whistle and his tip caused the completion of the Hail Mary.

[Edward-Isaac Dovere @IsaacDovere]

.@JDVance to @DanaBashCNN this morning about the made up stories about immigrants eating pets:

“The Springfield mayor. He's dealing with a lot of terrible things. I certainly sympathize with the guy, and we're going to try to help him out."

The Springfield mayor to Vance:

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Things Trump said yesterday:

Kamala never worked at McDonalds

She got debate answers through her earrings

He won CA in 2020

He will deport Haitians to Venezuela

ABC should have license revoked

He will withhold disaster relief to states if Governors aren’t nice to him

US Auto industry is dead

Israel will be obliterated without him

Trump Media stock is hot

Kamala wants to draft people for WW3

Stock market is breaking records because of him

She got debate questions in advance

He won’t help GOP nominee for Senate in CA because he won’t kiss the ring

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

this is real

[Ryan Abel @abelryant]

@AndrewYang He’s an opportunist. Is this why it’s sad?

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

I am appalled at the ridicule directed at Gus Walz, especially by those calling themselves Christians.

Have people been so co-opted by toxic masculinity and partisan politics that they can't even watch a young man shed tears of love and embrace his father without mocking him?

[Ryan Abel @abelryant]

Dinesh D’Souza is a sick man.

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

The kid might have mental problems, but he’s acting just like Tim Walz! So what’s Walz’s excuse?

[Ryan Abel @abelryant]

How long it’s taking for them to make my food at @tacobell. Yes, that started as a fully frozen beverage.

[Ty Hill @cheetah]

I know we lost , but ain’t no way a mf let me walk outside with my lips this ashy

[Ryan Abel @abelryant]

Unsure if I need to continue watching this Michigan game.

[Ryan Abel @abelryant]

This week:

Student: “Mr. Abel, are you married?”

Me: “No.”

Student: “Good, can you be my dad?”

Middle schoolers are hilarious. (He was being silly.)

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The state of Arkansas ranks:

- 47th in education with 81% of eighth-graders not proficient in math.

- 48th for its percent of bachelor’s degree holders.

- 42nd in child health, with 37% of people ages 10-17 overweight or obese, compared to 33% nationally.

- And their 2nd highest in the nation teen birth rate is nearly double the national average.

So what is their Governor, Sarah Huckabee Sanders doing?

Banning “woke” language.

FFS.

[Ja Morant @JaMorant]

right on time prime 🙏🏾🤝🏾🙌🏾💙 much needed ☮️🧘🏾‍♂️

[Ryan Abel @abelryant]

I feel like this is such a winable game that we’re going to lose. #dcfanforlife #takecommand

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

If your version of Christianity wants to put prayer in schools but take free lunch out of them, you are worshipping something other than Jesus.