Alyssa Benson

[Alyssa Benson @abennyy]

@attfibertx @ATT the people of Austin/Buda are begging you to extend your internet service here. I would pay to be able to leave @GetSpectrum and use another servicer.

[big ang 🦩 @AngieWorldOrder]

Jenny’s storyline is unnecessary and boring. That’s it. That’s the tweet. #WorkinMoms

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

kings landing not even fucking wheelchair accessible.

[Michelle Matyash @michellematyash]

When Bran and the Night King came face to face

[Alyssa Benson @abennyy]

@michellematyash @nbrennn

[Alyssa Benson @abennyy]

The gas station guy wouldn’t give me back my card, gave me career advice and told me I can do anything I set my mind to...today’s gonna be a good day

[Alyssa Benson @abennyy]

@inconsistNancy Crazy Rich Asians did not disappoint

[nicki @nbrennn]

The Neptune Burger King is simultaneously the best and worst place I have ever been in my life

[Alyssa Benson @abennyy]

@bsnakes @michellematyash @nbrennn So the norm?

[Alyssa Benson @abennyy]

@michellematyash Update: she just told me to stop looking at her...SOS

[Alyssa Benson @abennyy]

@michellematyash not only lied to this restaurant and told them it was our one year anniversary but she then preceded to yell at me for looking at my napkin instead of her...for two seconds...

[Alyssa Benson @abennyy]

“I woke up at 3am aggressively drunk” - things you hear when your alarm clock goes off

[Alyssa Benson @abennyy]

“Guys I fucked up”
“What happened!”
“I lost my Taco Bell”
........

[Alyssa Benson @abennyy]

Why do people talk to me through Facebook instead of texting? #idontgetit

[AJ @AJPich]

Just saw an uber commercial with some stupid slogan “uber is going in a new direction: forward” Lmaoo what the hell which direction were you trying to go before?! Team Lyft now. They didn’t care about any of the rides I had in the past?!

[Alyssa Benson @abennyy]

Childish gambino is overrated

[AJ @AJPich]

@Co_ur_tn_ey_ This is the worst thing I ever watched

[Alyssa Benson @abennyy]

#fox29goodday #LoveYourPetDay

[Alyssa Benson @abennyy]

@Dia_Monte @TopInventionss omg yes!