Aiden

yes.

[Aiden @abenshimol]

Not too many kilts in Sweetgreen

[Aiden @abenshimol]

On top of everything - can't believe how fucking bad this is lol. Liked it at the time too.

[Aziz Ansari @azizansari]

Shoutout to the Knicks for letting us be courtside on Master of None.

[Aiden @abenshimol]

Juicy Toobin

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

Genuinely flabbergasted at how uncommon ACL or Achilles injuries are in Tennis.

Some of the sudden explosive lateral movement required, but never happens.

[Aiden @abenshimol]

@spbruklyn @NathanPStrauss Yes

[Aiden @abenshimol]

@DaphneRHansell Typing in a round dollar amount always makes me feel like I have the mandate of heaven

[Aiden @abenshimol]

@maggieerogers This is incredible work.

[Aiden @abenshimol]

@dillydill26 Your post did make me stop and think which I appreciate, ultimately I think it's two different dimensions that are somewhat related. You clearly have the bona fides on the music scene and I'm glad to hear that it's still strong in your eyes

[Aiden @abenshimol]

Mans went private on this for good reason. Music <> Food. Thank you

[Aiden @abenshimol]

Pitch looks like batting practice now

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Sometimes I miss Prince Fielder... 🥲

(via @MLBVault)

[Aiden @abenshimol]

@KenanPerry @jaketropolis @TheOmniZaddy Cincinnati Bell is still its own independent company to this day, even while most of these regions merged back together into AT&T, Verizon, Frontier, and CenturyLink.

[Aiden @abenshimol]

Wish I was dumber so I didn't see this so clearly as a direct attack on my own value and standing

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Major cheat code in life:

Master the graceful exit. From conversations. From parties. From opportunities. “This has been wonderful, but I need to go.” No elaborate excuses. No fake emergencies. Just clear kind departure. Most people don’t know how to leave. They stay too long or leave badly. Master the exit.

[Aiden @abenshimol]

Ummm 😵‍💫 https://t.co/amTYfBg9JK

[Aiden @abenshimol]

On the type of shit tonight where I have divine clarity into which tweets are bad (80% of them) and which are good and it's taking restraint not to quote each and every one with the final verdict

[Aiden @abenshimol]

Anyone?

[Aiden @abenshimol]

Great time to talk about what the Democrats did to Gigi Sohn and how they own a piece of this. That story needed way more oxygen at the time

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Had to double check this was real. It is. This is Trump’s FCC Chair.

[Aiden @abenshimol]

Mark laughing it off at the end when he knows this is karma for not using Sweet Baby Ray's

[NIK @ns123abc]

HOLY SHIT META’s live AI demo FLOPPED💀

[Aiden @abenshimol]

@OsitaNwanevu Incredible

[Aiden @abenshimol]

Incredible

[Lan @ad0rnai]

ok but everything from the decoration to the food is derived from what was “up and coming” in Brooklyn 8 years ago

[Aiden @abenshimol]

the way macho boys name their podcasts now is exactly how gen Xers named Blogspot accounts in 2006 and subsequently millennials named their Tumblrs. twee abstractions with a touch of yearning. It's almost heartwarming