Abe

#NewEnglandPatriots #BostonCeltics #BostonBruins - it ain’t that serious

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Still can’t believe we traded the Merchant of Death straight up for Britney Griner.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

After releasing one of the biggest arms dealers in the world back to Russia - I don’t ever want to hear the word “gun control” spewing from any Democrat’s big pie holes again.

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Wait nah!! We left a marine?!! Hell nah

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Biden accomplishments

1. Highest gas prices
2. Worst inflation
3. Plummeting crypto prices
4. Highest rent prices ever
5. Created new incomprehensible language

If you’re reading this and voted for Biden and you still don’t regret it then you are the American problem.

[Dr. Roger Marshall @RogerMarshallMD]

3 cases of monkey pox in the United States, and it gets more national media than fentanyl overdoses which are killing Americans at record rates.

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

And now for my next trick, I will give you three $600 checks and then next year I will crash your 401k and you will pay $2000 more in property taxes or rent, $800 more for gas, and $3000 more for groceries

#inflation #federalreserve #Biden #recession

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🚀💫♥️ Yesss!!! ♥️💫🚀

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

If @elonmusk buys twitter the #1 rule I need changed is that if somebody takes an unprovoked shot at you they can’t cry and report you for bullying when you respond. If you poke a bear with a stick you can’t pretend you are a victim when they metaphorically rip your head off

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

The fact that everyone on the Left is going absolutely nuts about Elon Musk demonstrates three things:
1. Twitter is a Left-wing site;
2. The Left is filled with censorious jackasses;
3. They like oligarchy when they're the oligarchs.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This Boston Mayor seems to be the most anti business mayor in the history of mayors.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Thank god Chris rock didn’t take a shot at Alec Baldwin

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

I stand with Joe Rogan. It is not a coincidence that the attacks calling him racist come as pressure on Spotify to censor builds.

Politicians and the media profit on division & outrage. They fuel the extremes that make us believe we're divided. We're not. We're in this together.

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

I’m with @joerogan

[Abe @aberbum]

@stoolpresidente This didn’t age well