Andrew Bernstein

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

Why is the Apple calculator app still so bad? Feels like it hasn’t improved since the first iPhone

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

If thanksgiving food is so good why aren’t there Thanksgiving restaurants?

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

Birthdays shud be celebrated by moms, they did all the hard work. We just sat there crying.

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

It’s that time of year when u forget you’re being tracked for Spotify wrapped. Stay locked in, these results won’t skew themselves

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

Happy Halloween. Good thing work has me feel like I’m in costume every day

[Corey Coleman @TheCoreyColeman]

Congrats to Samuel Thompson of Scarsdale, NY! Honored for his positive influence on and off the court. Enjoy your 🎁 #19DaysofChristmas

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

Called it

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

Harry’s House will win album of the year

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

Haven’t listened to ball w/o you since getting to Spain. Abroad really changed me

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

@westernpundit @JoshLesh23 Your boy’s first was Porto today🤭

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

Men’s hand bags gotta be more accepted #handsfull

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

Haribo is skirt steak texture while Trolli is filet mignon

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

@b000nj Alpine Swiss is KD - lean, dominant, tough to give proper credit when due

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

Harry’s House will win album of the year

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

Whenever I see a lost dog sign I comfort myself by assuming the pup was found and the owners were too lazy to take the sign down

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

Will my children ever drive gas powered cars?

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

Would you rather walk around Manhattan in cleats or flip flops? I’m taking cleats in 6

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

Music festivals and airports are equally lawless. No more open toes ! #gross

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

@drsquilliam Mighty Mango > Mucho Mango

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

Just found out Gunna’s name is Sergio Giavanni Kitchens

[Andrew Bernstein @abernstein22]

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