Albert V.

Perreo Televisión Correspondent | Tweets are my own | IG: Owlburt

[Albert V. @abertvj]

Weekend dump

[❤︎Yami ☘︎ @bbcitayms]

PIERDE MEXICO Y NOS VAMOS TODOS hsptm

[Britt | 🌟 @SlavBritt]

Visitors for FIFA just out here marvelling at Buc-ee’s in Denton, TX like I would at Edinburgh Castle.

[Albert V. @abertvj]

@AGTourResale 2 to Austin 👀 ANY DATES 😭

[ItsTruthBitch @itstruthbitch]

Gabriel follows trump
Kenzie an unapologetic trump supporter
Sincere a charlie kirk defender
Sean a cop
Zack is… british
WHEN IS THE NEXT VOTE #loveislandusa

[CHANT GOD @chantgod]

Most Geminis move with pure intentions — that’s why it catches y’all off guard when the mirror finally turns around. We MIRROR.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons

[Colyn @colynelliott]

so this just ruined my day

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Free my older family members from facebook Ai 🤖 😩

[Albert V. @abertvj]

@FilmUpdates @grok what song is playing in this trailer

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

Gate agent: “Now boarding group 1”

People in group 6:

[Jum @JesterJum]

A Haiku about my life:

I am so tired
Where did all my money go
My back is hurting

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

To everyone I offended this year, please work on yourself so I don’t have to do it again next year.

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

“At least the week before Christmas at work will be chill”

The week:

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Just fell to my knees in the Olive Garden parking lot because what do you MEAN

[Albert V. @abertvj]

It’s always for the plot

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Got me defending Jimmy Kimmel and agreeing with Tucker Carlson, I hate it here

[v! @Vullety]

Imagine being in a party with a mf that can’t handle his french fries

[Jai-Zia Dax 🧘🏾‍♀️ @DreadedJai]

“When we decline to speak ill of the dead, it’s because we have compassion for the living. In this respect, I am sorry for Kirk’s children. I don’t know if Kirk was a good father, but if he was, that does little to mitigate the damage he did to other people’s children.”