Ordinary Time Bandit.

Husband. Cook. Canadian. Reluctant non-atheist. Church is kinda messed up, am I right? I mean, they'll let you and me in there.

[Ordinary Time Bandit. @abeuzer]

@JamesLucasIT Because they stopped wondering.

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He walked into Mexico one day to get breast reduction surgery. He was wheeled back out a week later holding a cherry lollipop and wearing a dia de los muertos bandana.

[Chamelæn @derrick_helton]

Make up a story of how I ended up in Wheelchair in quote tweet. The crazier and funnier the better. All humor even low is fair game 😉humor is inclusion.

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@Andy35o Honestly, if no one remembers me a year after I'm gone, I've done life in a way I'm satisfied with.

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@crunchyg9 I did it at 34.

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@Andy35o It boils down to what you want your church to look like. If you want a church full of retired people and professionals, then just run a Sunday service. That's what my church looks like. No retail workers, no first responders, no tradespeople.

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@RravenM @Jubilee4CHANGE And yours, my brother.

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@RravenM @Jubilee4CHANGE "Apart from the Word of God, you wouldn’t even know that there was such a thing as faith." - That's faith, right there. Can't be proven. Yet you believe it to be true.

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@Andy35o It's drier.

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@RravenM @Jubilee4CHANGE It's not a novel definition of faith. It's THE definition of faith. If you objectively can show and see that a thing is real, you don't need faith. The typical person doesn't need to have faith that the sky is blue. The bible doesn't need to define faith.

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@greateststriker @SummrWrites So are you saying that reality, as you define it, requires some sort of physical manifestation? Or does it simply require you to see it in order for it to be reality? Is God real? Is love real? I guess feelings don't count? That's a very strange statement you are making.

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@greateststriker @SummrWrites In the world? Or in the post, because, I wasn't basing my theory on what was in the post. I was putting forward a theory that might help explain what was stated in the post.

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@faithandcoffeee If you act like that at work, you ain't getting a raise, and you're that much closer to getting fired.
Look around, gents, and figure out what needs doing. Discuss with the fam what the expectations are for the state of the home, and then everyone can identify the gaps.

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@RevSarahLocke I need to refocus my spiritual life and figure out how to live within the church I attend.

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@RravenM @Jubilee4CHANGE If there is no reason to doubt, we don't need faith.

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@mileslunn @DavidColetto Our churches should be poor, IMO, and most are.

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@heymrsbond Yes. Early 50's.

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@Matt_Pinner 11.

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@DaisyNyna I've heard that Ozempic works pretty good.

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@historyinmemes Kerry brand Milk Protein Isolate.