Alyssa Fratzke

Wife. Mom. Oncology Nurse.

[Alyssa Fratzke @abfratzke]

All the comments “ShE wAs PrObAbLy VaXeD” when home girl probably just had her knees locked for way too long. First lesson they teach you in choir so they don’t have all of their students passing out on stage🙄

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 BREAKING: SWEDEN’S HEALTH MINISTER JUST COLLAPSED ON LIVE TELEVISION

Christian Democrat politician and Sweden’s Health Minister suddenly goes down face-first in the middle of a press conference.

What do you think caused this?

[Alyssa Fratzke @abfratzke]

Watching pros struggle to get out of the rough makes me feel better about my game. But I also realistically know Oakmont would DESTROY my round. #usopen

[Alyssa Fratzke @abfratzke]

I feel like the Justin Rose and Zach Johnson pairing is the dad pairing of the Masters.

[Alyssa Fratzke @abfratzke]

@subaru_usa IS THE WORST. This problem has been ongoing since I was seven months pregnant. I now have a four month old. I just want my car fixed.😭😭😭

[Jason Romano @JasonRomano]

“The word says who Jesus is, He’s knocking on the door, all you gotta do is get up.”

This is a powerful story told by Saints linebacker @demario__davis. A must watch!

[Alyssa Fratzke @abfratzke]

It’s been thirty minutes. @netflix isn’t coming back from this.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Gilmore putted out faster on the first hole of the Waterbury Open than Patrick Cantlay hits his driver. Just watch

[Alyssa Fratzke @abfratzke]

Well if that isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Rory and Poppy.❤️
#themasters

[Alyssa Fratzke @abfratzke]

All 50 states have laws requiring AED’s in athletic complexes. There’s a reason why. Freak accidents occur with blunt force (whether tackling, getting hit by a baseball, etc).

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

One thing we should all agree on, what happened to Damar Hamlin last night WAS NOT NORMAL. It essentially does not happen ever. It is owed to the public to investigate any and all causes.

[Keith Foskey @YourCalvinist]

Denominations Discuss Christmas Being on a Sunday

[Alyssa Fratzke @abfratzke]

So many stereotypes packed into one tweet.

[Alyssa Fratzke @abfratzke]

@Reganjreese @CoachBlain @fradamAtzke Standby. I did it. My legs will be dead for the next few days, but I did it.

[Alyssa Fratzke @abfratzke]

Just realizing I made a huge mistake in saying I’d do the Precipice Trail with @fradamAtzke

I’m going to need @CoachBlain or @Reganjreese to come out here stat to replace me.

[Alyssa Fratzke @abfratzke]

My husband every week I explain what’s happening in pop culture😂

[Courtney Gausman @cocogo16]

If you want to know how patient my dad is, I just spent ten minutes explaining the Don’t Worry Darling drama and he pretended to be interested.

[Alyssa Fratzke @abfratzke]

The mass chaos that is little league baseball

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

Had this wild dream last night where the press secretary called anyone who didn’t agree with the mob a dangerous extremist and then the POTUS gave a speech in front of a blood red backdrop where he declared voting for the other party a danger to democracy

[Alyssa Fratzke @abfratzke]

*me being annoying and asking random questions*: How far is Pluto for Earth?
@fradamAtzke : Farther than Uranus 🙄

[MLB @MLB]

It was quite a July for these rookies. 😤

[Alyssa Fratzke @abfratzke]

Walking out of @Reasors tonight with Adam: “Man, I forgot what it’s like to have a good shopping experience”

Good employees who were kind and looked like they enjoy their job. We need to shop there more often.