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[Gail @abgennnn]

I have a couple of suggestions to bring to the table:

Celsius hard seltzer line

The Rhode lip gloss phone case concept but for your vape

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

my secretary over the intercom: sir your girlfriend just faxed you an instagram post from HippoLoversWorld

me: thank you barb, leave it on my desk

[Gail @abgennnn]

my office is getting new chairs and we have 5 different sample models that everyone gets to test for a day or 2 and then we will vote and no one has done a Borat I have a chair I have a chair bit yet… my time to shine 😎

[Lou @louielibrary]

A piano just fell on my head and now my teeth are piano keys if u even care

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Dad sees a car in a restaurant parking lot that looks like his old one, which he had to sell to support the family. He gets emotional, sharing stories, and then the daughter surprises him by handing him the keys. ❤️🚗

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem

[Gail @abgennnn]

It’s almost like the movie is about Oppenheimer

[anthony christian ocampo 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @anthonyocampo]

Just saw OPPENHEIMER, an in-depth character exploration of the people who built the atomic bomb, a weapon of mass destruction that killed a quarter million Japanese civilians. Film is 3 hours long and features zero Japanese people.

[Gail @abgennnn]

Why is this how it feels to write your name on your food in the office fridge

[Gail @abgennnn]

It’s soooooooo fucking extra when they scan your commuter rail ticket. This isn’t an Emirates flight babe we’re at forest hills bffr

[Kara @mylifeiskara]

IS THERE A GAME ON EVERY NIGHT??? This is so anti women

[Gail @abgennnn]

Sorry if I’m late but the new touch tunes machines have a camera for Photo Booth pics. Incredible marketing. Talk about knowing your audience. Several drinks deep, I will pay $85 and you can keep my credit card. And I’ll give my SSN.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Meet 2022 REPUBLICAN candidate Joel M. Koskan of North Dakota.

He was just sentenced to 10 YEARS in prison after he plead guilty to 2 counts of Felony Incest with his then 13-year-old stepdaughter.

Koskan was NOT a Drag Queen
Koskan was not transgender
Koskan was not a 'Democrat Groomer'
Koskan was not a Biden supporter

Koskan is simply a straight, white, Republican who is a disgusting pedophile.

[Gail @abgennnn]

This man is the only person in the store thinking or talking about sex in front of children. If all he can think abt looking at a rainbow flag is cock and vagina, he should unpack that on his own time instead of screaming the words in front of little kids. Absolute fucking moron

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

WATCH: This father confronts LEGO for promoting LGBTQ agenda to children, then gets thrown out by store security.

Why is LEGO doing this when its products are designed for children?

🤔

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

[pika capital @pikacap]

deceased

[Gail @abgennnn]

Sweetgreen reduced their portions by like 50% and it’s the same price and they switched the container to plastic from cardboard… you will be dealt with at the gates of hell !

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Your honor I was being Ratatouilled at the time

[KÁNYIN @kanyeeeen]

Normalize saying "I don't think we have the kind of relationship that should make you comfortable enough to say that to me" when someone tries to get too familiar.

[ᴛᴏᴘʜ @discernia]

I think every woman who takes ibuprofen for menstrual pain needs to read this