Honestly I think if I ever have kids I'm gonna be more like a father than a mother. I'll be at our 4th of July bbq grilling hamburgers in my socks and sandals while making stupid puns the entire time and laughing at my own jokes
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Don't laugh at my jokes unless you actually think they're funny because it will go to my head and you will get to hear every stupid joke I make forever after that
Yesterday I found a dog and was going to return him to his owner and I was talking to her on the phone and all she says is "are you in the SUV?" and I said yes.
Long story short she comes riding through a field on a Segway ro meet me and her dog didn't want to get out of my car