Abbie(gail) (sortof)

A left-handed 20-something year old
☕🍄🐱🌷
coffee connoisseur~
pickle enthusiast

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

Feed me and tell me I look tan💫

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

Truly I don't know what i would do without bobs burgers

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

Having off weekends is so weird

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

@sadcurrygirl Jesus LOL

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Ordered a High Noon and they ask if White Claw is okay. No??? Why would that ever be okay??

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry for being so mean the lights were too bright

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

No one else can actually be HAPPY happy right???

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

There is NOTHING more emotionally straining/ up and down/ horribly aggravating/ disappointing and depressing than the current housing market.

-1000000 recommend

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

I truly miss being in the service industry

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

Stand ya ground

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

99 miles per hour babay

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

I really be staring at the people at the gym bc i like to see what everyone does

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

I was in the service industry for so long that I always dread/fear tax season even though I get money back now LOL
#industrytrauma

[The Sassiest Semite @LittleMissLizz]

It’s not really Wednesday. It’s just three stupid little Mondays in a trench coat.

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

@sadcurrygirl Not possible

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

Another day, another internal dialogue of "I'm really just not feeling it today" on repeat until summer (or until I die, whichever comes first)

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Why is Gorgeous the only thing you can be Drop-Dead. I wanna be drop-dead silly. Let my enemies crumble before me, overcome by the depths of my whimsy

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

My favorite thing is getting dressed in the dark in the morning and then being surprised by what the heck I look like when I get to work on office days

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

@sadcurrygirl You're like the bad angel living on my shoulder

[Abbie(gail) (sortof) @abgroo]

This bimonthly pay structure is NOT 4 me. Who decided this was a good idea??? Confused