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Get Smarter or Die Trying

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

The camera panning from the clock at 0:07 to Pierce Brosnan.

Absolute cinema.

[abhishek @abh19]

@Mannujaipur Gandcurry hi khush hongey, pothole ke karan robbery ki koshish nakamyab ho gayi

[Fundamental Investor ™ 🇮🇳 @FI_InvestIndia]

The Smartest Way to Thread a Needle 😭😭😭 Now, why didn't anyone teach this before? 🏆

#FI

[abhishek @abh19]

@tathagata2

[VishwaGuru_Ghantal @Vishwaguru2026]

Putin's Reaction Goes Viral
As Chodi Prioritises Camera Angles over Diplomatic Respect 😑😑💥

#WhatAClown 🤡😑

[abhishek @abh19]

@MEAIndia Desh chalanewale chhapri soch wale honge toh desh ki yuvaaon ko kya hi dosh dein. Lage raho ji, chhamiya bar wala decoration hi jachta hai tum pe! 🤮🤡

[abhishek @abh19]

@netflix What a fucking eyesore 🤮🤮🤮

[abhishek @abh19]

@Gia_Santos_ Imagining with orange elephant Trump

[abhishek @abh19]

Bro this PR fuckery has a poorer script than WWE. Please stop. 🙏🏼

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

🚨PUNJAB SCHOOLS SOCIAL AUDIT

A Cockroach Janta Party team reached Ludhiana, Punjab to conduct school audit. Watch the video to know our observations.

Was impressed with the “Schools of Eminence”. Most of the 20 points were on positive side.

Yet, problems were observed. We conveyed them to the Education Minister @harjotbains who readily agreed to meet us. We demanded the problems be resolved immediately. The Minister assured us of swift action.

@Cockroachisback @whattalawyer

Watch:

[Rahul @raga43554]

So look at the plan of Vantara Management and Ambani.

This species will be not found in India. If Vanatara Shipped directly, then it would have criticized. So they hired the illegal traffickers. They have done their part and dropped in jungle, now after rescue, it will handed over to Vantara.

[abhishek @abh19]

@Mrsinha Kisine naam tak nahi liya aur ye paaltu kutte ne gu ki mehak se pehchaan liya. 🤣

[abhishek @abh19]

@YearOfTheKraken https://t.co/DORQ6ISxyi

[abhishek @abh19]

May this help you understand - a monkey has the right to roam freely anywhere, but a civilised person would not want to get a monkey inside their home & cause a chaotic ambience. Have a good day.

[abhishek @abh19]

May this help you understand - a monkey has the right to roam freely anywhere, but a civilised person would not want to get a monkey inside their home & cause a chaotic ambience. Have a good day.

[Sensei Kraken Zero @YearOfTheKraken]

Bengalis should honestly stop acting like they are some alien population dropped into India from the heavens above

This is nowhere near as big of an issue as this is made out to be
The comments by Baba Bageshwar Dham against non-vegetarian diet isn't too different from how Bengali Vaishnavite Sects talk about it

An unnecessary controversy is being created for the heck of it
And Bengali Hindus are taking increasingly ridiculous stand over it

There's nothing much in it
A Hindu religious leader made an appeal
People are free to accept or reject it
What's this nonsense about "bringing" Baba Bageshwar Dham in West Bengal
He has the right to travel anywhere he chooses to

[abhishek @abh19]

@Saptarship1318 Your unrelated incoherent comparison does not justify the fraud clown dhongi babas anyway

[🎓 CA Pratik Bharda @pratik0227]

Stopped at a dhaba on the Jaipur highway yesterday. Hotel Jammu Himachal Dhaba,

Cheerwa, Udaipur. Bill came: ₹641.90 food + ₹32.10 GST. CGST 2.5%, SGST 2.5%.

Before I paid, I did what I always do. Opened https://t.co/o1skUj6JJH. Typed in the GSTIN from the bill. Hit Search.

Status: Regular Taxpayer.

I paid without a second thought.

But here is what most people don't know and what I have seen go wrong at dozens of small restaurants, dhabas, and shops across India:

A Composition taxpayer CANNOT collect GST from you. Ever.

Under the GST Composition Scheme, a dealer pays a flat tax to the government from their own pocket - 1% for traders, 6% for service providers. They cannot add GST to your invoice.

They cannot charge you CGST or SGST. The moment they do, that amount is being collected from you with zero legal basis.

It does not go to the government. It stays with the owner.

That is not a tax. That is a collection.

How to check in 30 seconds:

→ Open https://t.co/o1skUj6JJH
→ Search Taxpayer → Enter GSTIN from your bill
→ See: Regular / Composition / Suspended / Invalid

If it says Composition and they charged you GST you have the right to refuse payment of that amount and raise a complaint on the GST portal.

This dhaba was clean. Not every one is.

Check before you pay. 🧾

[abhishek @abh19]

@tathagata2 The hullabaloo is about projecting a fraudster as a godman in 21st century ffs. Bengal’s soil probably hasn’t seen such cheap circus in long time as far as I knew Bengal back when I used to live there.

[abhishek @abh19]

@RnaudBertrand What a shame!

[W S @WildSentences]

Game is game i guess

[abhishek @abh19]

@Tamal0401 These ladies must be named & shamed in public. As I know Bengal, these public lunatic fuckeries have no place in Bengali society.

[abhishek @abh19]

Attention Bengali ladies, whoever did not ger Annapurna Bhandara, can apply for acting in Dheerendar Circus. Will be paid well for banging heads to nonsense for 30 minutes a day.

[Deep Paik @DeepPaikWB]

এসব কী হচ্ছে পশ্চিমবঙ্গে!?

বাংলা বিগ বসকে টক্কর দিতে বাজারে এসেছে নতুন শো! 🔥
দেখতে ভুলবেন না আপনারা—এবার বিনোদনের লড়াই আরও জমজমাট! 👀