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[Pradeep Bhandari(प्रदीप भंडारी)🇮🇳 @pradip103]

Takeaway from Delhi University Student Union Result:

Youth of India has:

Defeated Jhoot ki Goonj of Rahul Gandhi

Youth of India has:

Chosen Patriotism; & ' Sach Ki Hukar" of PM @narendramodi Ji.

#DUSU

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

Crazy incident 😂
Saturday was a good day for this!

[Neeti Jain @Neetijain_18]

गौतम शरणम् नहीं, आपकी पार्टी झूठ शरणम् गच्छामि हो चुकी है @Pawankhera जी..

84 नियम बदलने की झूठी गपशप मारी, सरकारी रिकॉर्ड ने बताया केवल 5-6 नियम बदले।
PSU की दुहाई दी, सरकारी रिकॉर्ड ने बताया कि NTPC ने खुद मना किया था।
मिलीभगत का रोना रोया... जबकि 5 बड़ी कंपनियों के कॉम्पिटिशन में L-1 बिडर जीता और किसी एक कंपनी ने भी टेंडर पर आपत्ति नहीं जताई!

एक भी तथ्य सही नहीं निकला। प्रेस कॉन्फ्रेंस में कागज़ फड़फड़ाने से झूठ सच नहीं बन जाता।
https://t.co/kK8Xv6Twr5

[Sanyam Jain @modivanibharat]

BlackRock does not allocate against a press cycle. It allocates against cash flows it thinks will still be there in 2030. That is why this round is heavier than ₹9,825 crore.

Adani spent the last few years turning a string of airport concessions into a single operating system: Mumbai plus seven others, already more than 23% of India’s passenger traffic and a third of air cargo.

The new capital is not creating that franchise. It is funding the next layer on top of it capacity toward 200 million passengers, Airport City, ground handling.

When BlackRock-scale money, Temasek, Premji Invest and Alpha Wave accept an $18 billion floor on that, they are not endorsing a headline. They are betting on a business that has already shown the impact, the vision and the execution.

[Shobbhit Agarwal @TheShobhitAzad]

पवन जी, ₹1.66 लाख करोड़ का गिफ्ट कहने से पहले इसका हिसाब भी बता दीजिए।

यह रकम कोई भुगतान नहीं है। यह 1,320 MW को 25 साल तक 100% क्षमता पर चलाने की गणना है।

असल अनुबंधित क्षमता 1,234 MW है और सप्लाई 2029-30 से शुरू होगी।

25 अगस्त को किसी को ₹1.66 लाख करोड़ नहीं मिले। सिर्फ L1 के साथ PSA की अनुमति मिली।
https://t.co/gyLt5XC2yA

[🇮🇳 Indrani 🇮🇳 @Anti_Congressi]

Whenever an Indian company attempts to break into a strategic, high-barrier global sector like semiconductors, a familiar domestic lobby immediately lines up to ask: "What competence do they have?"

Just look at @madversity amplifying skepticism over domestic chip manufacturing incentives or @t_d_h_nair gloating when a foreign partner renegotiates terms.

Why the active celebration of Indian hurdles?

[अजय प्रताप सिंह (Ajay) @iAjaySengar]

आप शर्तें गिनते हो, अपनी सरकारें नहीं गिनते।

छत्तीसगढ़ में जब आपकी सरकार थी, तभी गारे पेलमा जैसी खदानों के पब्लिक हियरिंग के कागज़ उठे।

कांग्रेस राज्यों ने भी बाहर से बिजली खरीदी, प्राइवेट IPP से PPA किए, कोयला बेल्ट में प्लांट रखे। तब वह “ऊर्जा सुरक्षा” थी, आज वही ढांचा “गौतम शरणम्” हो गया। Coalgate की क्रोनोलॉजी याद है?

@Pawankhera जी झूठ की क्रोनोलॉजी मत बेचिए। चार आरोप लिखे, चार फाइलें गायब।

⦿ टेंडर 3 फरवरी 2025 छिपा नहीं UERC, 9 मई 2025, DEEP पोर्टल। शोर आपके पास है, आदेश आयोग के पास है।

⦿ “इसी दिन कोरबा EC” साजिश नहीं। लैंको 2019 से दिवालिया, NCLT अगस्त 2024। टेकओवर के बाद EC फाइल करना खरीद है, साज़िश नहीं। मेगावाट मिला तो प्लॉट लिख दिया।

⦿ “86 में से 84” आपके पोस्ट में है, UERC के पन्ने पर नहीं। जो बदलाव हुए, सर्टिफिकेट के फॉर्मेट पर हुए। 54 क्वेरी, फिर अनुमति। नियम को घोटाला मत बनाइए।

⦿ प्लांट पहाड़ पर नहीं, कोयले पर लगता है। SHAKTI लिंकज राज्य के नाम है। ISTS हर आयातक देता है। यह भूगोल है, गौतम शरणम् नहीं।
L1 है। ₹5.746 है। सप्लाई 2029-30 से है।

कागज नहीं है तो मुंह बंद रखिए, पवन जी। 😂👍🏻

[Karan Singh @DesiRajneeti_]

Propaganda has a limit too, Jairam.

Jairam didn’t lose F1. His era taxed it to death. Now he’s screaming “Modani.”

India hosted three Grands Prix 2011, 2012, 2013 on a privately built, world-class circuit. It died because UPA refused F1 the customs relief given to CWG and the Cricket World Cup, and because SP refused to call it sport. Mayawati had given an entertainment-tax exemption. Akhilesh moved to kill it, taxed the tickets, and sent the promoter to the Supreme Court. In 2011, the year of the first race, FMSCI was dropped from the NSF list. Motorsport was recognised in 2015 after UPA left.

Jaypee sank about Rs.2,000 crore of private money into BIC. Most F1 tracks have a state behind them. India loaded the bill on a promoter, then acted shocked when the calendar went blank.

BIC was not gifted. Jaypee collapsed under ~Rs.57,000 crore of debt. The asset moved through IBC. Adani’s plan cleared NCLT and NCLAT. Vedanta bid too. That is insolvency court, not a suitcase.

The NITI panel is Sports, Commerce, Tourism, CBDT, CBIC, two states, two circuits and FMSCI. Its job is the wreckage your governments left, and whether a race in 2028 is viable.

You taxed the sport off the grid. They are trying to put it back. Don’t call the cleanup cronyism.

[Desi Thug @desi_thug1]

Israeli cyber tech is already on the ground in India

Not just talks. Real products. Real partners.

Redington is distributing Check Point, Airtel is offering Radware

The handshake isn’t only government-to-government, It already reaches Indian businesses

#SecurityCooperation #CyberSecurity #IndiaIsrael

[Vertigo_Warrior @VertigoWarrior]

Ujjain is gearing up to set a new world record by lighting over 31 lakh diyas in celebration of Prime Minister Narendra Modi Ji’s 76th birthday

[Vertigo_Warrior @VertigoWarrior]

Sanket is making this unnecessarily complicated.

The simple point is this: 96% of P2M UPI transactions will remain outside MDR.

Not 96% of the value.
Not 96% of some selected category.
96% of the actual merchant transactions by number.

Only around 4% of merchant transactions will attract MDR.

And P2P is completely outside the MDR framework anyway, irrespective of the amount.

So if the argument is about how many UPI transactions will actually be affected, the answer is right there in the official data: the overwhelming majority will remain untouched.

You can keep highlighting the 67% value figure, but that does not turn 67% of transactions into MDR transactions.

Volume and value are two different things.

Sometimes the simplest number is also the one people try hardest to avoid.

[Pradeep Bhandari(प्रदीप भंडारी)🇮🇳 @pradip103]

Under PM @narendramodi Ji, India:

- Fastest growing economy.
- Lifted 25 crore people out of poverty.
- Highest Forex Reserve.
- Secure in era of global conflict.
- Hits Pakistani terror deep inside
- Semiconductor Hub
- 3rd Largest startup ecosystem
- Eliminated Naxal Terror.
- Built Ram Mandir in Ayodhya.
- Maximum Highways.
- Global Digital Financial leader with UPI
- 90 crore people under social security.
- Builds Consensus in BRICS and G20
- Doubled per capita income.

Congress called ' Vikas' Mad; PM Modi made 'Vikas' India's habit!

#AshirwadKaDiya #HBDPMModi

[Squint Neon @TheSquind]

These gen z speaking in their own language, on their own handles. Somewhere in these little gestures is the answer to why I like Modi ji.

Real political connection is always easier to spot than opposition’s campaign trying hard to manufacture one.

[Hindutva Knight @HPhobiaWatch]

Why i Like Modi Ji 💀

[Karan Vijay Sharma @ikaransharma27]

My Instagram feed today: Gen Z explaining “Why I Like Modi ji ”

[Varun Kumar Rana @VarunKrRana]

Why I Like Modi Ji

He gave millions the confidence to embrace their Hindu civilisational identity without apology.

He made an entire generation believe that India should stop thinking small, stop settling for less, and start believing in its own potential.

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

Madhya Pradesh launches the statewide ‘Swamitva Adhikar Abhilekh Nispadan evam Panjiyan Yojana 2026’ under the Seva Sankalp Abhiyan.

CM Mohan Yadav and BJP National President Nitin Nabin launched the initiative in Indore.

The scheme aims to strengthen property rights and empower rural residents.

[Pradeep Bhandari(प्रदीप भंडारी)🇮🇳 @pradip103]

Blessed to pray at Kashi Vishwanath for long life of PM @narendramodi.

Viksit Bharat 2047.

Har Har Mahadev!

[Pradeep Bhandari(प्रदीप भंडारी)🇮🇳 @pradip103]

Exposing Rahul Gandhi' fake News on UPI!

There is No Tax on UPI! There is no extra charge on any customer or user of UPI!

- 96/100 UPI Transactions will remain unchanged.
- Person to Person any amount will be same on UPI.
- Small merchants will not undergo any charge.

MDR is not a tax. UPI contributes 50% global financial transaction.

Congress is "Permanent Surrender Party" whose "new love" for UPI is another big proof of success of India's digital financial inclusion story post 2014.

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

🚨 HUGE: West Bengal CM Suvendu Adhikari makes a EXPLOSIVE ALLEGATION over the killing of his former PA, Chandranath Rath.

He claims the Bhaipo gang (Abhishek Banerjee gang) allegedly FUNDED contract KILLERS with ₹2 crore to carry out the MURDER. 🤯