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(she/her) | NYC | 23 | probably off somewhere embarrassing myself ✨

[James @exhaustdata]

The plot of The Odyssey is not dissimilar from the 28 year old’s weekend in Chicago. Just a bunch of things one after another after another after another after another after another after another

[normal guy @notsotroubled]

When the siren song in The Odyssey was revealed to be Diet Pepsi

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it’s called “Dunesday” because I’m going to watch Dune and then call it a day.

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

[g @34rths]

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS IN JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO HOT TO BE DOING ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

Glass House Tavern! You simply must try the risotto balls Jalen

[elliot 🎭 TEAM COMEDY @rexlottie]

BLEND WEMBY INTO SOUP #BlendWembyIntoSoup

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Vibes are immaculate right now

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

Upper West Side

[nehir @bellaunwind]

gitchie gitchie lesley manville
gitchie gitchie carrie coon

[777 @_garrettcharles]

my sister and I love being like “last night was a girls episode” aka nothing really crazy happened but we still fought with friends and talked about our weight for three hours

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

When you put your legs up in the AMC recliners, that’s lymphatic drainage

[pris @pwiscila]

If I had a boyfriend I would tie him to a chair and make him watch Girls HBO in its entirety and give a meaningful and detailed in-depth review after

[Lena @chancevisitors]

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me