Abhineet Panjwani

@abhineeet
🧔 Dad | Ex-Journalist → Marketer🚀 | MBA 🎓
🔭 Astrology meets Geopolitics & Markets 📈
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[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

🧵Astrological Forecast: Will India Make a Move on PoK in 2025? A Thread ⬇️

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@StovekraftLtd This is so ridiculous on your part @StovekraftLtd

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

@StovekraftLtd I raised complaint last week. It is not yet resolved& your person says it's resolved saying they had changed some part.None of ur service person even visited my place and they closed the ticket. Ticket no. PGN26032001986. ur WhatsApp not working proper. E9 error.

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

@StovekraftLtd can you atleast reply

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

AC coaches be like: ₹1,200 ticket + blanket “complimentary.” 🏡😜

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 AC coach passengers will now be covered with vibrant Sanganeri print blankets.

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

@Vanshi_agr Their recent Diwali Bang campaign was a glimpse of what you have just shared

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

#OperationSindoor on the games field.

Outcome is the same - India wins!

Congrats to our cricketers.

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

@dofar @grok what's the name of this game

[dobu🚩 @sandipd32251017]

या देवी सर्वभूतेषु शक्तिरूपेण संस्थिता।
नमस्तस्यै नमस्तस्यै नमस्तस्यै नमो नमः॥
जय मा आदिशक्ति जी
मां सरस्वती मां पार्वती और मां लक्ष्मी जी का शक्ति स्तोत्र हो आप
आप की कृपा दृष्टि बनाए रखना

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

Very insightful

[MG 🇮🇳 @mgnayak5]

Piyush Goyal has become a headache.”
That’s the whisper echoing through Washington.
A smiling face.
Sharp suits.
Soft tone.

But behind that politeness...
Ruthless. 
Calculated. 
Unshakable.

They expected an easy ride.
What they got was an Indian slap.

Now America is calling it “Mini Trade Deal”.
Mini? Cute.

Will we get a Max Deal?
A Pro Max Deal later?

Even Mumbai flat brokers negotiate with more dignity.

Because behind the American suits, 
staged diplomacy lies something darker.

A clause so sinister,
India won’t touch it.

Now, everyone’s asking,
why isn’t India signing to full conditions of US?

Trump presses.

But India stands firm.
Not on our land.
Not on our watch.

Let me show you.

India - US Trade: 
$500B by 2030

Nice dream.

But it came with a clause: 
Genetically Modified Crops (GM Crops)

India said NO.
USA said sign.
India: never.

Because this isn’t just business.
This is identity.
This is sovereignty.

GM Seeds aren’t seeds.
They’re software.
Patented software.

Plant once.
Pay forever.

You don’t own your crop.
The seed does.

Ask who owns it?

Monsanto.
Yes, the same one that made Agent Orange.

Now called Bayer,
poison doesn’t rebrand.

Back in the 60s, 
America exported wheat.

Now it exports sickness:
GM corn
GM soy
GM canola
GM cotton

All “Roundup‑Ready”,’
chemical-tolerant crops.

The weeds die. 
The crops live.

95% of US corn is GM.
Same for soy.

It’s everywhere: 
baby food, 
bread, 
hospital meals.

Since 1990 in US:
Obesity doubled
Diabetes in teens soared
PCOS
Infertility
Depression
Cancer
Heart failure
Liver disease

Coincidence? 
Or consequence?

The “solution”?
Drugs.

Statins
Metformin
SSRIs
Ozempic

Subscriptions, not cures.
Survival kits dressed as care.

Big Food makes you sick.
Big Pharma keeps you alive.
Insurance makes you pay.

And guess what?
They share the same shareholders:
Vanguard
BlackRock
State Street

They fund food.
They fund meds.
They fund the narrative.

India said NO.

And they came out swinging:
Trump tweets.
Pakistan diplomacy.
Sudden Western media outrage.
Opposition cries, “Modi failed!”

But no one tells you why.
Because this isn’t about trade.

It’s about turning our land into their next sick market.

Hyper‑processed.
Hyper‑obese.
Hyper‑medicated.

If India signs?
We lose:
Our farms
Our seeds
Our soil
Our future

All for a Trade Deal?

Behind the Curtains, the villains:
Agri: Bayer, ADM, Cargill
Food: Nestlé, PepsiCo, Kraft
Pharma: Pfizer, J&J, Merck
Insurance: UnitedHealth

And behind them all,
The same hands.
Same dollars.
Same ruthless plan.

So next time someone says:
“Why don’t we just agree with the US?”

Ask them:
Feed your family, or feed their factories?

We’re not anti‑America.
We’re pro‑soil. 
Pro‑truth. 
Pro‑future.

If that makes us difficult,
So be it.

Because if we sign on their terms,
We lose more than a deal.
We surrender the land beneath our feet.

If this post stings...
Good.

Some truths don’t whisper,
they roar.

What do you see coming next?

[Gopesh Khetan @GopeshKhetan]

this!!!

[𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐚𝐣 𝐊𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐲𝐚𝐩 @PankajjKashyapp]

𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐲, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 .. 💫
▪️6th July - Sun enters Punarvasu Nakshatra, Dev Shayani Ekadashi, Lord Vishnu begins his cosmic sleep for four months; Chaturmasya vrats start from this day.
▪️7th July - Mercury enters Ashlesha Nakshatra – a good time for spiritual pursuits.
▪️8th July - Venus enters Rohini Nakshatra - favourable for saving and long-term investments.
▪️10th July - Celebration of Guru Purnima - a day to honour your Guru, guide and mentors.
▪️11th July - Shravan month starts 🙌🏼
▪️13th July - Saturn goes retrograde – time for introspection.
▪️16th July - Sun enters Cancer sign – onset of the core monsoon period.
▪️18th July - Mercury turns retrograde – avoid multitasking and review your strategies.
▪️20th July - Sun enters Pushya Nakshatra – a good time to serve and offer devotion to Mahadev.
~ Venus enters Mrigashira Nakshatra – favorable for those involved in the automobile sector.
~ Ketu enters Purva Phalguni Nakshatra – time to earn Dharma and receive its fruits.
▪️21st July - Observance of Kamika Ekadashi.
▪️23rd July - Mars enters Uttara Phalguni – could bring strict administrative decisions from the government.
▪️26th July - Venus enters Gemini sign – likely to bring positive trends in the automobile and FMCG sectors.
▪️27th July - Celebration of Hariyali Teej – a monsoon festival celebrated predominantly in North India.
▪️28th July - Mars enters Virgo sign – finally exiting the fiery zone, bringing some global calm.
▪️29th July - Celebration of Nag Panchami – the day when Kadru’s children were saved from the Agni Yagna.
#Jyotish #Panchang

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

And you are so blessed to get paycheque from grand old party

[Ankit Mayank @mr_mayank]

Grandmother - PM
Father - PM
Mother - 7 times MP

Himself - 5 times MP & LoP ⚡

Yet he still chooses to travel in the economy like a common man!

India will be blessed to have Rahul Gandhi as Prime Minister 🫡🇮🇳

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

Bcoz those Bhujia businesses are built on fundamentals, unlike tech firms built on sky-rocketting valuations, operating at a loss from day one for years.

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

@RavinderKapur2 abe andhe...koi baith bhi nahi hai usme dar k maare..😂

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

@UsamaNikama leader of aaand forces..

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

@darvasboxtrader Bought century enka, stuck since sep24

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

@SejalSud No matter you marry a right kind of person, you still have a second thought always...

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

@smitaprakash Ozempic mate for Bhuto Jr.

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

When a space-bound tech messiah and a golf-cart-riding orange oracle collide, the result isn’t a political debate—it’s a billionaire cage match with zero gravity and even less dignity

#TrumpVsElon

[Abhineet Panjwani @abhineeet]

Terrorists everywhere must be trembling with laughter.🙄

[Shehbaz Sharif @CMShehbaz]

It is a matter of great pride that Pakistan has been appointed as Chair of UNSC Sanctions Committee under Res.1988(2011); Vice Chair of of the 1373 (2001) Counter-Terrorism Committee; as well as Co-Chair of Informal Working Group (IWG) on documentation and sanctions.
These key appointments validate the international community’s confidence and trust in Pakistan’s counterterrorism credentials as well as an acknowledgment of our strong and unwavering commitment to eradicate this global menace.
As one of the biggest victims of terrorism, with over 90,000 casualties and more than $150 bn economic losses, Pakistan’s sacrifices in combatting this scourge have been second to none.