Abhishek

Discovered cricket in ‘94, politics in ‘96 and Bitcoin in 2012.

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

@StateNewsIND @KicchaSudeep now, Ajay Devgn will say something and this fellow will become all ‘no saar not like that saar, I will explain personally saar’

Rajkumar ಅನ್ನೋ ಅಷ್ಟು ದುರಹಂಕಾರ. ಯಾರು ಇವನು? Murderer Sudhir Angur ಮಗ ತಾನೇ?

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

@Varticoo 96, 99, 03, 07, 11, 15, 19, 23

07, 09, 10, 12, 14, 16, 21, 22, 24, 26

98

18 World Cups and 1 Mini-World Cup

Can your football have 18 World Cups in 30 years!!! Only Cricket can 😛

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

BCCI allows Sooryavanshi’s parents to travel with him- thankfully Cricket isn’t an individual sport and we won’t have a Saina Nehwal like situation.

I still feel sad about how low Nehwal fell in my eyes. #IndianCricket

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

@_YogendraYadav This tweet is just a word salad with big words and word play.

This is just the opposition trying all possible things to create disturbance in the country. And you always seem to be around to amplify anything that fits your leftist agenda.

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

I don’t like Washington and Jurel at 6 and 7.

Iyer at 5, Pant/Jurel at 6, Nitish Reddy at 7 is ideal.

Someone from the Top-5 has to bowl 6-8 overs every innings. Or Washington Sundar has to bow well enough to be selected as a bowler only.

#IndiavsAfghanistan

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

You were anti-establishment and pro-protestors when Anna Hazare happened. In between you had that Two Indias nonsense. Now this. Weren’t you also against Hazare’s ‘hang Kasab in public’ rhetoric?

It’s people like you that break the integrity of protests like these.

Problems in India are either PR opportunities or content for the sh*t you sell in the name of comedy.

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

@SupriyaShrinate Shrinate, you’ll start crying misogyny if someone used similar words to describe you.

You won’t be feeling this aggressive and abusive then.

Yuck

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

@SupriyaShrinate He be talking about blud Jawahar.

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

@_YogendraYadav @Cockroachisback Yogendra Yadav and Prashant Bhushan will join CJP and then fight with Dipke and get out of CJP.

Bhushan will go back to b*tching about BJP and Yadav will go back to Bharat Jodo-ing

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

There is your Gen Z leader. @abhijeet_dipke

Asks people to come at 10 AM and he’s gone to take a break. Didn’t he know he would be on a long flight and would need time to take a breath?

Same attitude. Make people wait and come in late like a hero. Either that or Zero planning. Just social media influencer attitude.

#cocroachjantaparty #कोकरोच_जनता_पार्टी #cockroachjamtaparty

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

I visited the southernmost tip of India.

I stood at Indira Point. I walked under trees that have stood for centuries. I dove into coral reefs among the most vibrant on earth.

And I sat with the people who live there. Tribal communities, whose land is being taken away by violating the Forest Rights Act. Settlers, many of them former soldiers, placed on these islands by the Indian government, who aren’t getting fair compensation.

The Modi government and BJP tells you Great Nicobar Project is about defence. It is not.

Expand INS Baaz - we will back the government fully. The Navy has been asking for expansion for five years - it has been ignored.

They tell you it is about a transhipment port. It is not. India is already building one in Kerala, which is on the mainland.

What it actually is: 1.5 crore trees felled. Coral reefs erased from official maps. Soldiers and tribals displaced - so one businessman can build hotels and casinos on India’s most irreplaceable ecological land.

Every young Indian I have spoken to understands this. You know that no amount of profit is worth destroying what can never be recovered.

I stand for ecologically balanced development. These islands can be the most extraordinary sustainable destination the world has ever seen. That is the India worth fighting for.

#GreenOverGreed
#NicobarMatters
#WorldEnvironmentDay

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

BJP used Anna Hazare’s movement, born in 1937 and a product of the Silent Generation, to topple Congress.

Congress is now hoping to use a 1996 born Dipke to topple BJP.

#cocroachjantaparty

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

Will be very interesting to see how may daddy cockroaches of Abhijeet Dipke emerge from the drains when this ‘movement’ takes off.

#cocroachjantaparty

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

@SupriyaShrinate If Modi’s Daddy, Granny and Great-grandpa had been Prime Ministers of India he would have become Aquaman by now.

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

While everyone is interested in pests today, Manav Suthar quietly makes his India debut!!

India is playing 4 batsmen, 2 wicket keepers, 3 spinners and 2 fast bowlers against Afghanistan today.

#IndiavsAfghanistan

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

@ArvindKejriwal Anna Hazare- done.

Arvind is trying to piggy back on cockroaches now.

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

@dhruv_rathee For some arrest is a claim to fame.

There’s a difference between being arrested for corruption and political arrests.

One is a tarnish of image and end of career while the other is a claim to fame and beginning of a career.

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

@ajavgal The same relation that Srinath and Arun have.

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

@SaamaanyaJ @KannadaRepublic Republic Bharat needs GOI
Republic Kannada needs GOK

Period.

[Abhishek @abhipsyc]

@DKShivakumar ಯಾಕ್ರೀ ಸ್ವಾಮಿ ಸಂಪುಟದಲ್ಲಿ ಒಬ್ಬ ಬ್ರಾಹ್ಮಣನೂ ಇಲ್ಲ??
ಜಾತಿ ನೋಡಿ ನೋಡಿ ಹಂಚಿದೀರಾ, ಬ್ರಾಹ್ಮಣ್ರು ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಏನ್ ಅಸಡ್ಡೆನಾ?

Congress ಬರೀ ಸಾಬ್ರಗೆ ಮತ್ತೆ ಕರ್ಗೆ ಮುನಿಯಪ್ಪ ಪರಮೇಶ್ವರಾದಿಗಳಿಗೆ ಅಂತ ಆಯ್ತು.

‘ಜನಿವಾರ ಧಾರಿ’ ರಾಹುಲ್ ಏನಂತಾರೋ ಈ ಬಗ್ಗೆ??!