Abhishek Kumar

KR$NAphile

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[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

My G @realkrsna dropped
YOURS TRULY KRSNA dropped
https://t.co/L9Tbx1tPrU

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

Scammer with ethics 🫡

[Jay Singh @Jayrathore9068]

Guys, I’m saying this again - I’ll return everyone’s money. There’s just a temporary bank limit on my account right now. Please wait until tonight. I’m not going anywhere, and I’m not running away with anyone’s money. Just have a little more patience, please. 🙏

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

Nation's top scientists trying to solve paradox of how someone can be a non-biological entity but still celebrate their birthday like it's the most important thing in the country!

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

Don't forget to leave cookies and milk out for Erika Kirk.

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

@comfortcafex KMS

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

You didn’t just make me fall in love with you.
You made me fall in love with the world, and somewhere along the way, I found myself again!

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

Cover me in kerosene in preparation for when you meet someone else.
And leave the match-sticks on the table when you leave!

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

Somewhere between a few words and a few laughs, I found myself somewhere above the clouds.

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

I hate being tiny and petite.
Every time I fart, I bounce from my seat.
Literally defying gravity!

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

Garaje barase badal saraje nij man
Karase tarase fasal kharaj din bhar
Nakal shakal katar manor sundar
Palak jhamak thamak dhamak nirbhar

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

So now because of Tukaram Mundhe,
I have to figure out whether I am buying analog paneer or digital paneer!

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

Stand beside me, holding my hands and watch me conquer the whole universe for you!

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

Good for you Dharmendra uncle, my broski Dipke is jobless now!

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

@MKBHD Can I please get one!

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

To all the autistic retards who think this cartoonish CJP is protesting for you:
Ig you don't really understand what it means to protest against an established govt or the consequences that come with it.
Go read about the Bharat Bhusan Tiwari encounter case!
Thats all I'm saying.

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

@iArpitSpeaks And you pussy ahh nihha sitting in Ireland!!

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

@ronaldobetter07

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

Delhi Police thrashed me, detained me, and then gave me my mobile phone to tweet about it. Yes, we believe you.

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

I have been beaten up and put under detention by Delhi Police

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

Has Rihanna tweeted about it yet? Looks like a budgeting issue.

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

All those people saying Empire State Building is the new bare minimum, try completing your 10k daily steps you retard! 💅🚶

[Abhishek Kumar @abhisheko03]

I fucking love 'metaphors', you gotta say what you gotta say and still no one understands what you said!
Talking in metaphors makes my heart so light.

Don't even fucking dare to call me autitistic or retard typa shi...