abs

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

No, I actually don’t want to hear your AI music or see your AI art or your AI summary or your AI flyer. It’s all trash to me.

[abs @abi_augusta]

@todderic_ fastest retweet of my life.

[tøady @todderic_]

i’m convinced tyler joseph can write a song about taking a big ol’ dump and it’d still be a banger

[coldplay wifey @tanishaitaan]

your 20s are for realising that spending two hours with your friends really does help with your mental health

[abs @abi_augusta]

the angel on my shoulder told me to put $400 into my savings but the devil is telling me to get a new tattoo

[meghan @deloisivete]

I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein

[tøady @todderic_]

Clancy is beautiful

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“do you remember when”

me:

[SZA @sza]

We’re all cringe who gives a fuck next case .

[abs @abi_augusta]

if you don’t say thank you to every veteran you see i don’t want to be friends with you

[abs @abi_augusta]

i do not trust people who put full albums on a playlist

[abs @abi_augusta]

“do you own any shirts that cover your belly button?”
no, and what about it🥱

[abs @abi_augusta]

@7devilman7 take a break from braking bad

[abs @abi_augusta]

why do men take fantasy football so seriously? it’s your FAKE football team & y’all are fighting🤨

[abs @abi_augusta]

i’m kinda disappointed in adele’s new album :/

[abs @abi_augusta]

@Snarkyyyyyy why is this so accurate

[🧘🏿‍♂️ @sexwright_]

Brah gotta run me some rent and PG&E money