Abigail McIntosh

[Julian Deane @Julian_Deane]

My teacher used to say 'find something you love and you'll never work a day in your life', and he was correct because he was banned from teaching for being a nonce.

[Joe Tracini @joetracini]

So, I’ve written a book.
It’s about #TenThings..

[Abigail McIntosh @abi_mcintosh]

@amylwx @paigef_x

[🌟 Laura Diaz de Arce, a Writer 🌟 🟥 @QuetaAuthor]

Kind of hate that we tell women not to announce their pregnancies until after the first trimester due to the high loss rate. It feels a little stigmatizing to hide that you know?

Anyway, I'm having a miscarriage

[Gary Delaney: On tour @GaryDelaney]

I just stole a Great Dane from a van full of kids. They’ll never catch me though as they haven’t got a scooby.

[Abigail McIntosh @abi_mcintosh]

@paulbIack @paigef_x this is u

[Abigail McIntosh @abi_mcintosh]

@JaneyGodley @govindajeggy @paigef_x

[Abigail McIntosh @abi_mcintosh]

@paigef_x @stephenbucomedy I was just about to send you this 😂😂

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

So important to play games with your dogs to keep them stimulated.

[Abigail McIntosh @abi_mcintosh]

@joetracini @lindsayybrycee

[Abigail McIntosh @abi_mcintosh]

@paigef_x @spunkphone HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[Gavin Mitchell @GavsterNo1]

Yup

[A @AW140597]

Stick in troops only another 6 months until the “Eat out to help out” scheme is back 🍔 🍴 😂

[NEO @MULLET_FAN_NEO]

THE MAIN RECURRING JOKE IN BRITAIN’S FAVOURITE SITCOM FOOLS AND HORSES WAS GENUINELY HOW TIRESOME IT WAS UNCLE ALBERT BROUGHT UP THE WAR CONSTANTLY. QUITE REMARKABLE WE HAVE DECIDED AS A COUNTRY THAT IS AN IMMENSE TRAIT TO TAKE UP

[Abigail McIntosh @abi_mcintosh]

@lostegerton @lindsayybrycee

[William Hill @WilliamHill]

Gary Anderson waiting for Mensur Suljovic to take his turn.

#WHDarts

[Live Darts @livedarts]

Waiting for Gary Anderson's interview 🍿👀 #WHDarts