Abigail

haunted item enthusiast // oscar mayer weinermobile 10 // SMC '22 // she/her

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

Fell under the spell of the beautiful man who sells me tomatoes at the farmers market and now I have a truly insane amount of kale

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

@okaypompeii My frenemy (foot’s enemy) 💕

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

I am eating an incredible sandwich

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

@okaypompeii Love love love u geenie beanie

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@okaypompeii But live your Betty Blue-est life queen

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

@okaypompeii Gina I feel like we’ve watched enough French movies to know that this is a bad idea

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

@okaypompeii HOTTIE

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

At least one bee has landed on me every day for the past week. Lots to think about.

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

I think my car is haunted. Thoughts?

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

Billy Joel’s Piano Man doesn’t pass the bechdel test :/

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

Not to sound cocky, but if I ever made jam you can bet it would be PHENOMENAL

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

@sj_ridgeway Can’t wait to blast them while driving to and from work

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

@ireallyhatewasp 😘

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

It’s my birthday so everyone has to say nice things about me thanks

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

@okaypompeii I adore you more than words can state. There’s no one else I’d rather accidentally watch French porn with💕💕

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

@political_gal Happy birthday!!

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

@okaypompeii dunkin

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

Back when I had a b*mble I matched with TWO separate weinermobile drivers and now I firmly believe that I could make whoever is inside the Gritty suit fall in love with me

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

@CaRi_Garza 😘

[Abigail @abi_pinn]

Hearing about Bill Gates’s divorce reminds me of the time freshman year I told my advisor that I had no idea what I wanted to do as a career and she told me that I could simply marry j*ff b*zos