abi

Big city bunny | Restaurants @tonic_comms

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

wish I could reply to emails with ummmmmmmmmmm okay?????

[abi @abiblain]

@Obehiejele PLEASE 🙏🏼

[Susie Boyt @SusieBoyt]

If you want to complain about that rotten article fantasising about nudity and excrement and MM in the Sun by JC you can email the Independent Press Standards Organisation at [email protected]. Why not to do it now. It's the work of a moment.

[Obehi. @Obehiejele]

‘Monday Again?’

A series of melodramatic shorts depicting the pain of starting work again on a Monday morning after a banging weekend.

I post these shorts every Monday or so on my Insta Story. Follow me @obehiejele to see all the weekly distins 😂

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

what was HelloKitty’s job or talent?

[abi @abiblain]

Every time I hail a black cab I’m like ??? Am I ?? Carrie Bradshaw ???

[abi @abiblain]

@KS_Ate_Here 🫠

[abi @abiblain]

@georgieemoreton All Too Well (Taylor’s Version) (10 minute version)

[Eater London @eaterlondon]

Marylebone gets another modern Mexican restaurant, from ex-Pujol chef Adriana Cavita https://t.co/ylx1bIGD7w

[helena riley @freshhel]

Oh my god are you serious right now. your company makes elevated basics. Omgghggg and they're expensive? thank you so much

[abi @abiblain]

Thinking about how my personality is going to have to adjust now that Beast from the East isn’t the most major weather event I’ve survived

[abi @abiblain]

@JoeClit Wordle queen

[abi @abiblain]

@Obehiejele Tweeting about this issue wasn’t very 🅿️ of you Obehi

[🗣️ BUY FOUR STARS BY JOEL GOLBY @joelgolby]

just feel like there has to be another solution to the problem beyond 'lipbalm'. lipbalm has about a 30% hit rate at doing what it is supposed to do. entire industry built on a sham

[abi @abiblain]

@bl4iny Unhinged

[abi @abiblain]

I don’t know why the black silk face mask I had shipped from Paris smells like McDonald’s chicken mayos but it does

[abi @abiblain]

Cc: @Joe_clit

[abi @abiblain]

Warms my heart when people ask me if Joe is my brother 🤍🤍

[Róisín Lanigan @rosielanners]

No ☝🙅 we don’t 👎 publish Christmas gift 🍆🍆 guides. Yes 👍🅱 I 👈 would 💞👍 still 🍺🛑 like 🏼☃ to 💦✌ receive 😉😩 the 😹👏 product you 😘🚀 are ❓😎 promoting ↗↗ for 💘🏻 free. 👏 We 🅱👦 exist, girlies! ✨