abi yager

nothing special

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Do y’all ever wonder how many people would kill you if they were playing “fuck marry kill” and your name was listed?

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I live for getting all cute and putting butterfly clips in my hair and glitter on my face and then going to a dive bar

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Melting

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@wilsontheegood Mine feels the same ab me

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before I blacked out

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❤️‍🔥

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Lilah appreciation post

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Jared straight faced just said to me “and I brought a bunch of cute stuff so I can dress you up like a Barbie” 😂🫡

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I am the Easter bunny. Tell your friends.

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How many more got girl summers do I need before I find love? I can’t handle this anymore 😂

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ISO someone hot and employed

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Honestly, a year and a half later and he bought me 0 jewelry….why should I even be sad

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I think if post Malone met me he would have a crush on me

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I was standing in line for a public bathroom and it was a bunch of men and me, and some guy comes up to the line and says to the men “hey guys what’s up” and then looks at me and says “she looks like she could kick the shit out of me”
😂

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How do these dudes have girlfriends

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Easily, worst day of my life

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You ever cry so hard for so long you need to put ice packs on your eyes?

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we broke up, but at least my hair looked good

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One time I painted my nails at ex wive’s

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I dyed my hair dark dark, and instantly gained a god complex