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New iPods. New iPhones. New iTunes.

Hooray.

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i see they are still dropping acid a 1 infinity loop

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it has a silverback.

[gorilla joke]

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new iphone: more math

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phone so focused, world blurs

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Amazing new ways to get lost with your gps

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'cause that looks secure and solid

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And a 40 pack of these for $900

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Now we can buy all new accessories!

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Triple the wind noise

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Now your crappy desert photos can be the length of a football field

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time in seconds

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Drive your car with your iPhone5

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It supports every flavor of radio waves ever

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Its so fast

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It has an ENORMOUS antenna sticking out of the bottom

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I guess its official now

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Secret iPhone handshake

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the blue line is apple stock during this presentation

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Bad news - iPads are being discontinued