abi

many opinions, most of them good, none of them interesting 🌈 (she/her)

[LUSH UK @LushLtd]

Three days to go 'til the #LondonMarathon!
If you're running this Sunday, pop along to #Lush Oxford St, Paddington, Waterloo or Victoria afterwards with your medal to claim your FREE magnesium-packed massage bar and Epsom salt bath bomb to help kick-start your recovery 🏃🏅🛁

[Abi Herbert @AbiHerbertPR]

Will a complete ban on conversion therapy for the entire LGBTQ+ community (with no stupid consent loophole because you can’t consent to abuse) be YOUR valentine? 🥺💕

Spend 30 seconds emailing your MP a Valentine’s Day card here 👇

https://t.co/ARulu81BRH

[Politics.co.uk @Politics_co_uk]

"As long as we have a political and media ecosystem that fundamentally does not respect trans people, their lives will continue to be used as a political football."

✍️@wordsbyjayj
https://t.co/NovSkeAAGk

[abi @abigaiIherbert]

Your first period after coming off contraception will really have you wondering whether it’s time to meet your maker

[abi @abigaiIherbert]

Out of context #BonesAndAll

[chris @ATR3lDES]

me leaving the theather after watching bones and all

[abi @abigaiIherbert]

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to women, queer people and men who've seen prima facie

[abi @abigaiIherbert]

What's next?

Want to go to Tesco? Flash of your boob please.

Pint? That'll be £6.50 and your asshole.

Why is this violation of privacy the cost of entry if you wanna hear some electronic music? @WHP_Mcr

[abi @abigaiIherbert]

Just got refused entry to @WHP_Mcr @disclosure because we refused to get our vaginas out as well as paying £50 each for entry!

I've had friends traumatised by strip searches, my body is not being shown to any stranger. How much is the cost of entry nowadays?! 😭

[abi @abigaiIherbert]

man who picks up weights, steps one metre away from the rack and starts using them surprised to find out he's in your way

[abi @abigaiIherbert]

I'm glad one of us trusts my hazard perception

[abi @abigaiIherbert]

pedestrians have realised that if they walk out in front of my car I literally have to stop for them and I don't like it

[abi @abigaiIherbert]

@eartrumpetz @dontpayuk From their FAQ page - If you don't pay while on a pre-payment meter, you'll be disconnected once your credit runs out - so we won't be asking people on a pre-payment meter to withhold payment.

https://t.co/7ddYKPyr2m

[j @jrc1921]

@Keir_Starmer @Lionesses Finally found some strikers you can support then

[Don't Pay. @dontpayuk]

It's a simple idea: We demand the govt scrap the energy price rises and deliver affordable energy for all. We will build a million pledges and by Oct 1st if the govt and energy companies fail to act we will cancel our direct debits. Read more here: https://t.co/NPF8VQXcHD

[abi @abigaiIherbert]

@Cheri_Ghostly Had the windows down on the motorway and it just felt like someone was hairdryering me from outside 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[abi @abigaiIherbert]

Excited to announce I'm running for PM! For my first trick I will be making a separate lane for cars with no air con because jesus christ get out of my way

[abi @abigaiIherbert]

me: men who approach women at the gym are gross it's not the place just leave it out

me realising my gym boyfriend who looks like eddie munson has left without saying hi:

[abi @abigaiIherbert]

what are birmingham drivers on this is a lawless city man