@tpwky what are the chances i just finished listening to the thalidomide episode on the way to my orgo lecture and my prof uses this as an example of enamtieomers!! #tpwky#thalidomide
I think a lot about the girl at my apartment pool who had obviously taken UTI medication and forgot and peed neon orange in the pool and everyone saw. I hope she’s doing well.
Here’s a video of my sister doing her first ever runway walk being escorted by her friend Marcus. She was so excited she tried to leave the stage to hug us. I find it hard to not get happy from watching this so enjoy twitter :)
Me sober in an Uber:
Me drunk in an Uber: Ya but you see, their parents never catch them. The sister is always trying to tell on them. But they never get caught. It’s insane. And there’s a fucking platypus. Ya it’s called Phineas and Ferb dude you seriously have to check it out