Abbie🐝

Mister Rogers stan account

[Abbie🐝 @abigail_heibert]

I have waited my entire life for this. Years of training have prepared me for this moment. I, Abbie Heibert, am a Galactic Hero.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

I love cirie fields

[lula @lulaloopsey]

how i feel telling everyone the muppets brought back rizzo the rat

[The Thinking Man’s Minogue @ironicscreams]

Once again, Miss Piggy IS the worlds most famous woman. No one is doing it like her.

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

What we’re not about to do is let AI have the em dash. The em dash belongs to human writers. It’s our emotional support punctuation mark

[cam 📸 @cam_inator]

on a very real note this will force thousands of intersex children into unnecessary and dangerous medical procedures as infants, ironically the very sentiment that the right is against

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

The ban on TikTok was bad policy. Period.

If our elected officials are concerned with data privacy, they should have passed a bill that keeps social media companies from spying on Americans.

That would’ve been good policy.

[PrincessMuppet @PrincessMuppet]

“You’d block someone over politics?” I’d block someone for saying they think Disney should get rid of MuppetVision 3D

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

ME: I don’t think a Muppet “West Side Story” works because it would start to assign race/class value to the different types of Muppets, and that doesn’t at all align with their established worldview

THERAPIST: ok so like I said we’re gonna up your dosage

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

whenever a man says “childless women contribute nothing to society,” the ghost of the famously unmarried Jane Austen rises and says, “you are such a disagreeable man that it would be quite a misfortune to be liked by you.”

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

The fact that we do not have a currently running Muppet Show during Patti LuPone’s career resurgence so that she and Miss Piggy can share the screen together is foul homophobic and rude

[margo @marg000]

barricade

[𝕽𝖆𝖈𝖍 ♡ (rachleahx) @xrachaelxoxo]

Big festival season for Miss Piggy x Chappell Roan truthers

[ֶָ֢ @lumonheiress]

my favorite sister michael quotes from derry girls, a thread:

[Jacko B. Graphic @1928Fantasmic]

Today is a salute to all of Hollywood Studios, but mostly MuppetVision 3D.

[Shamari K. Reid @shamarikreid]

“what struck me most about those who are protesting is how long they waited. the restraint they showed. not the spontaneity, the restraint. they waited and waited for justice. and it didn’t come. no one talks about that...” - Toni Morrison

[jacob @jacuhhbb]

kinda a perfect Thanksgiving album (involves familial trauma, disillusionment with the american empire, and a hearty meal)