Abigail King

once u-pun a time...

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

@DavidAndreasM Not mention it was being steered by a logo tech game controller that’s like 40$ on Amazon😭😭

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

Yeah ofc I would love drunk sex but jalapeño poppers tho

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

I just found out I have a doctor kink. Who knew🤷‍♀️🙊

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

I would rather lick a rusty playground that’s covered in kid snot than return to Apple Music #Spotify #fuckthis #rip #spotifyshutdown

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

if they’re starting to be curious, it’s time to be a parent and teach them.

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

can we pls stop embarrassing and shaming kids who are curious about sex? when parents find them watching kissing videos, shouldn’t it be their job to teach them what it means and not villainize them for it? that sh*t could scar them thru adulthood. just saying #normalize

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

ok wait so elon musk DOESNT drive a tesla? lol broke ass mf #tesla #elonmuskadoptme

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

body weight - weight of head = actual weight

so technically i’m only 110. it’s just math

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

how tf is there a cemetery in halloween town if everybody IS DEAD #nightmarebeforechristmas #TimBurton #disney #christmas #halloween #jackskellington

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

literally every f*cking hero: *saves villain
villain: *tries killing hero AGAIN
hero, KNOWING VERY DAM WELL THE VILLAIN HAS THE POTENTIAL AND MOTIVE TO DO SO:

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

🍃ayo why did i just realize

Peeta (#HungerGames ) = PITA

AS IN THE ****ING BREAD????

i hate myself #Pizza #food

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

aye yo, why don’t we see what that curly haired b!tch in #squidgame is like when she returns to the real world???

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

Garrett: yeah she can get the job done. She won’t stop until you’re satisfied. She’s leaves ME very satisfied. Shes the best I’ve ever had. She never let down once!

*talking about a hair place named FULL BLOWN #whengarrettsays #AFLPowerCats #AFLFinals #AmericanHorrorStory

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

“Hang on I gotta get my phone outta my cooch.” - Garrett, 2021 #whengarrettsays

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

“You may think you’re fat, but have you seen Ian?” -Garrett, complimenting my weight, 2021 #whengarrettsays

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

You know what I’m in the mood for?
Depression
#whengarrettsays

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

What if the dinosaurs are actually living in the “mantel” of the earth, and the earth itself if shrinking and that’s how we keep finding fossils?”

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

@GordonRamsay what do you think of my vegetarian spaghetti 🥰

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

I didn’t think I could fit that #whengarrettsays

[Abigail King @abigail_king77]

“Yes I’m queefing” #whengarrettsays