abigail

i am weed

[Jakob Hoberg @HobergJ]

Light pollution sucks.

[Jakob Hoberg @HobergJ]

Get money the fuck out of Congress

[abigail @abigail_scherer]

fine i think nye kisses are weird. u wanna start the year with ur mouth attached to someone else’s mouth?? why? anyways, @CIERAHANSB will u be my nye kiss this year

[abigail @abigail_scherer]

do u think a bar full of patrons would fuck with me choosing ‘all too well (10 minute version) (taylors version) for karaoke?

[abigail @abigail_scherer]

i love that acronyms are a part of every single stan group. i love to try and figure out what the hell everyones talking about

[abigail @abigail_scherer]

— curse not lifted. everything is bad and nothing is good. sorry to be the one to tell u guys

[abigail @abigail_scherer]

every time i have a good day i’m like the curse is finally lifted 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[abigail @abigail_scherer]

me: what am i doing in the kitchen?
my toast in the toaster: :(( u always 4get abt me

[abigail @abigail_scherer]

the clown wig, hula hoops, and tennis rackets in my backseat staring at the jiffy lube employees 👁️👄👁️

[abigail @abigail_scherer]

to do

[abigail @abigail_scherer]

there is nothing better for the soul than good quality banter with a 7/11 worker. it is one of my favorite things

[abigail @abigail_scherer]

a paint n’ sip but you’re sipping the paint

[abigail @abigail_scherer]

my brow stays furrowed ✋🏻

[mariana @pastapilled]

can i come over and ask sooo many questions

[abigail @abigail_scherer]

leaving little pieces of me in ever corner of the world 🌎❤️ (i lost my juul last night)

[abigail @abigail_scherer]

listening to the jibby lube boys talk about how i don’t have a windshield wiper fluid thing. embarrassing

[abigail @abigail_scherer]

just found the part to my car that holds the windshield wiper fluid in my trunk. i believe that explains the lack of windshield wiper fluid