abigail

just a puzzlin’ puzzler

[abigail @abigailadele]

Gotta take the good with the bad homie

[abigail @abigailadele]

Peak parenthood is finding tiny objects your kid hides from you (and themselves) months after said hidden object went missing

[abigail @abigailadele]

“Lies travel faster than the truth”

[abigail @abigailadele]

But, my cat is completely my soulmate

[abigail @abigailadele]

My dog and my daughter are BOTH my baby girl

[abigail @abigailadele]

My sweet baby is so grown up; I’m not entirely sure that she’s real

[abigail @abigailadele]

I have opinions. Like, so many. About, like, everything.

[abigail @abigailadele]

Do you know how hard it is to convince my dad (who only has me) that Trump is a monster?

[abigail @abigailadele]

I’m making friends with moms of other girls like it benefits my daughter more than me

[abigail @abigailadele]

In my opinion, you’re either Pro-higher-educated-politician, or you’re Pro-billionaire-philandering- predatorial-self serving-manipulative-non politician, but “businessman”. And you should really think abut that.

[abigail @abigailadele]

25 years later, Charmed still does it for me

[abigail @abigailadele]

Why Subarus gotta be so ugly

[abigail @abigailadele]

“Everything is always falling apart. We still need art”

[abigail @abigailadele]

Friends just hits different now. In a good way

[abigail @abigailadele]

Makes absolutely zero fucking sense to me

[abigail @abigailadele]

10.5 years ago when my dad visited me in college I slept in a butterfly chair so he could have my twin bed.
6 years ago he slept on the couch in my 1bedroom apartment.
Tonight he’s snoring in the spare room and I get to celebrate my Mother’s Day with him.
How ‘bout them apples

[abigail @abigailadele]

Most days I love my husband, other days he puts the toilet paper on wrong

[abigail @abigailadele]

Let the record show, I did it all for rock n’ roll

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Read a great Reddit thread putting historical dates in perspective.

Here are 8 gems.

1/ The moon landing was only 66 years after the Wright Brothers first flight (1903-1969). Within a lifetime, humans went from having limited flight tech to travelling ~239k miles from Earth.

[abigail @abigailadele]

I fought it for so long, but I finally gave in to the claw clip. I blame motherhood.

[abigail @abigailadele]

I’m a Starbucks HOE, but the Maple Vanilla at Scooters is the truth