• Abi •

Be a🍍;stand tall, wear a 👑 , and be sweet on the inside 😊

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

Is a 9-5 job a real thing? Where do I get one? #soundsnice #drunkthoughts

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Whenever I feel really stupid for having a blonde moment I just listen to Chanel West Coast on ridiculousness and instantly feel better 😂😂 #SheDumb #ButFunny

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

She's a good girl, loves her mama. Loves Jesus and America too. 🎶#RIPTomPetty #SoSad

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@kparadis182 I usually keep one in my purse, one in the bathroom, and one in the car and I can't find one anywhere:( lol

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

I own at least three tweezers but do you think I can find one? Nope.

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

5 cautions in 1 lap. 15 laps to go. Let's go boys, I gotta work in the morning 🚩🏁

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@ah_ah_andrea Hahaha funny it just seems gross to me to put it on the bottom of the shoe which is where this one was

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

"If anybody needs a bottle opener I have one on the bottom of my shoe" only Dylan would.

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

One of the best things about vacationing in Colorado.. no mosquitoes. 👍

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

Our Airbnb has a hot springs mineral water hot tub. With a view of Pikes Peak. #Legit

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

156 new patients at our dental office in one month. That shit is crazy. #ComeOneComeAll #WeAcceptYourInsurance lol

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

Way too nice outside to have to work both jobs today :(

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

This gluten free diet sucks. I just want some fried pickles.

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Finally getting my barnwood for my accent wall and living room beams today! #Yesss #HouseProjects

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

Saw my step brother who lives in Thailand for the first time since 2009 today. That was weird.

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

Can I please be adopted into the Dyrdahl family? They're so perfect. And they like to drink ;)

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

What do you do for your birthday when it's on a Monday?

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Went to Groat's after work last night for a few drinks and got a free t-shirt for being one of their favorite customers 😂 #Winning

[• Abi • @abigailann26]

My one day off of both jobs to get shit done and my dad's motorcycle breaks down so I spend 5 hours of my day trying to help him. Grr